I knew you could come up with them Ditter...too funny! My DH and I both are laughing!

Ditter,
This is the second time I have read your joke(s). These are hilarious and you are simple 'priceless' for taking the time to print them for us.

Keep em coming. You are certainly a mood lifter-upper. Thanks

They just got better and better!! ROFLOL!!! Tears!!!

Thanks Ditter, I really needed that. I am sick with Bronchitis, sinusitis, inner ear infection, wheezing, headaches, and fever. I had to check this board while I was up getting my meds. I was happy to see you had jokes. I heard the 1st one only before. Thanks for a laugh on a rough day.

May be you should add this one..
When my husband came home, I showed him Ditter's jokes. He tought , I was hinting at something.

An that's the fight started!

Oh my gosh, I was laughing so hard that now I am crying! Ditter, you just made my week!

Thank you!!! my 4 yr old is sitting at me feet, screaming and having a tantrum and these jokes just helped me through it..needed them

Too funny!!!

You made my day and night. So funny. Thanks