ROFL!!! OMGosh...I was taking a drink of Diet Coke and cracked up and blew it out my nose!!!!!!!!!!!! That was TOO funny and thanks for the sinus cleanse!!

So I guess I'm not the only one out there? And BTW, there is a Jenny Craig ad right above this box with a picture of Valerie Bertinelli who has the audacity to be the same age as me, but half the size!!

Thanks for laugh Ditter. You know what they say, reality is always the funnier part of life. Now, we just need to keep our sense of humor as we pass through. And, would somebody please catch those thieves.

This happened to me too!!!! I found all my missing parts but Cindy Crawford wouldn't give them back. Shame on her.


I had to go to the doctor the other day because of a rash on my breasts. It seemed to be spreading outward from the nipples. The doctor asked some strange questions about when I got dressed of a morning. I told him that since I retired a lot of days were spent at home in a nightgown without ever getting dressed. He then told wrote me out a prescription but said I didn't need to go to the pharmacy just follow the directions. He wrote:
Upon getting up each morning put on a good bra and hitch up the straps. This will prevent the rug rash. :lol: :lol: :lol:

People have no decency anymore....they will steal anything!

Thanks again Ditter, for my morning chuckle.

I am in the bureau years - my chest is heading for my drawers..

I will send you my stun gun. You are in the open. That's good. You can see him coming!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see, it's true!! Laughter is the best medicine! :lol: :lol:

It's nice to know this 57 year- old body of mine is not my fault!! :)