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I wanna live in your world! Mwahahahahahaha!

Oh I sure wish I had enough guts to try some of your list. Too funny!!!

I used to say to my DH as we were between floors, "Hpw long do they think they can keep it a secret that they have now found TWO dead bodies in this building?" Then we'd get off at the next floor.

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Originally Posted by BarbaraSue

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Originally Posted by ljfox

It sounds like my life with my youngest that is autistic! She has meowed in public and said the most bizarre things to strangers. One day in the mall she suddenly shouted "we do not touch other peoples butt holes". We have no clue why she said that but I could have crawled into a hole. Now it is just another hilarious family story, but then not so much!

Forgive me please, but I don't know whether to laugh or cry for you. I keep imagening hearing what your daughter said at the mall and ROFL, but when I think of who she is, I think laughing is inappropriate.

Please do not feel bad for me. My life with her is not easy, but I would not trade it for the world. She gives me far more joy than trouble. She also has a rare kind of Muscular Dystrophy and was given a life expectancy of 5 when she was 3. She is now 14 and doing amazingly well. Every day is a gift. We laugh every day at the things she says and does. She is well loved and she knows it, and gives us back that love. Life doesn't get any better than that.

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Originally Posted by CoyoteQuilts

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Originally Posted by Alex J

I like #10 I think i'll try it next time
I'm in a elevator wearing flip flop ..

You do know that they are making socks to wear with flip flops now don't you? I found them in K-mart last week and had to send some to my grand-daughters in NYS......

that is not a new idea. they have been wearing the split toe socks in Japan for years. lol