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thrums 07-25-2011 07:10 AM

I was shopping at a drug store with my boys When they were 8 and 10. As we were at the cash register I saw them smirking. When we got outside I asked them what was up. They finally confessed to setting all of the alarm clocks to ring at the same time.

jitkaau 07-25-2011 07:16 AM

I won't get in if there is only one other person in there...the reactions are quite amusing...

BarbaraSue 07-25-2011 07:18 AM


Originally Posted by ljfox
It sounds like my life with my youngest that is autistic! She has meowed in public and said the most bizarre things to strangers. One day in the mall she suddenly shouted "we do not touch other peoples butt holes". We have no clue why she said that but I could have crawled into a hole. Now it is just another hilarious family story, but then not so much!

Forgive me please, but I don't know whether to laugh or cry for you. I keep imagening hearing what your daughter said at the mall and ROFL, but when I think of who she is, I think laughing is inappropriate.

ptquilts 07-25-2011 07:28 AM

My MIL had dementia and SIL used to take her shopping on the bus. As she left the bus, MIL would turn and say in a loud voice, "I want everyone to have a wonderful, wonderful day!"

SIL would cringe, but hey, she probably made a few people smile.

catmcclure 07-25-2011 02:13 PM

Used to work for a lawyer. When he and a friend were about to get off the elevator he'd ask his friend: "What have they decided to do about that morals charge filed against you?"

red-warrior 07-25-2011 03:01 PM

Thanks for a good laugh!

MOMBASIL53 07-25-2011 04:15 PM

I really needed this today,thanks so much all of you.

boysmomoflabs 07-25-2011 04:20 PM

#9..LOL!

Rosie the "Ripper" 07-25-2011 06:39 PM

I hate to say this but if I did any of these in St. Louis, I would probably get beat up.

nancia 07-25-2011 09:52 PM

i like to stand next to the buttons with my hands clasped behind my back, and when the car stops, say "6th floor--lingerie, sportswear, athletic supporters. mind your step."this really made me laugh. thank you!


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