I've already passed this one on! Sharon, I love your husband's comment!

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LOL! Thanks for posting this :)

It sounds like my life with my youngest that is autistic! She has meowed in public and said the most bizarre things to strangers. One day in the mall she suddenly shouted "we do not touch other peoples butt holes". We have no clue why she said that but I could have crawled into a hole. Now it is just another hilarious family story, but then not so much!

Funny

Sounds like it was made for my brothers. When both came home on leave, they loved to go downtown and suddenly stop and stare, open mouthed, at the second or third story of a building above them. Their stares turned to horror and they started shouting "he's going to jump!! Get out of the way" then they would rush across the street and stand there watching. Of course a crowd would instantly appear, all of them determined to make the "Jumper" either climb back in the window or commit suicide. Both were equally popular shouts, brothers insisted later. Then when the police came these adult military men would shake their heads sadly and stroll away, looking as innocent as they possibly could.

Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

this one would be funny to either do or watch.

oh gosh i panic when i get on elevators so try to avoid them as much as possible

That's an instant classic! I made the mistake of reading this to my DH a few moments ago, and he's now said it at least five times.

I'll try to record it for you when he says it in an elevator...