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A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. 'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET |
ROFLMAO!
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too funny!
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LSHIPMP!!!!
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LOL
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LOL and "ain't that the truth" Go Mama Bears of the World!
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. 'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET |
LMFAO!
This is how I felt when I woke my husband up at 8:30 and he said, WTF its not 9:00 yet(I normally let him sleep till 9). yeah well, I got up at 6:23, made Zach a bagal, took the dogs out, gave them water, took the dogs out again, switched the laundry and started another load, folded said laundry, made a fruit salad, fed the dogs, took the dogs out, fed the cats, made kenzie a bagal, cleaned the litter box, got Liam out of bed, switched started and folded another load of laundry.....and you are complining that its not 9:00 yet???? It is now 12:48 I cooked lunch everyone ate now him and the three year old are taking a nap before he has to get ready for work at 2. Poor thing :( |
I can so relate to mummy bear.
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LOL..... til I had to go potty!
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ROLMBO!!! Oh, that's hilarious!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: To-o-o-o-o funny!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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HILARIOUS!!!!! I just had a nerve shattering unwanted phone call and needed a laugh. Perfect timing. Thanks!!
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I just love it. I hope you don't mind, but I copied it and sent it to a few of my friends.
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You come up with some of the funniest ones!!
This tops the chart at # 1!!!! Thank you so much for my daily laugh!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
Oh, that is funny!! Love it! :thumbup:
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So ture !!!! I love your version. Keep them coming. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That is hysterical. If I can remember it, I'll be telling it for years.
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Good one! :o)
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LOL!
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OMG, so funny. Thanks for my laugh of the day.
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Too funny!!!
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This is great and so true. I love it and am sending it on to some of my friends.
Quilter guy 27, I love the dog in your avatar. |
Love it....Mummmy is tired....go do it yourself!
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you made my day, haven't laughed so hard in days.
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OH.....................my...................sweet petunias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is so cute and typical of the lives of most women.
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Ditter, I cannot tell you how much I enjoy your humor. I also read your jokes to my mom and we both LOAO. I would love to meet you in person some day. You are too funny!
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Ditter, you are too funny. I, too, copied and pasted and sent to all my friends.
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ROTFL. I know the feeling well!
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Oh you have just made my day!
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Thanks!!!! LOL
needed that! I made my guys clean the kitchen today! even the frig!!! boy you should have heard the complaining even made papa bear make breakfast and lunch! |
Originally Posted by kathy
ROFLMAO!
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Thanks I needed a roll on the floor!!!!!LOL
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Love it!!!!!!
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That says it all! Too funny!
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Way to funny :XD:
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good one!!!!
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Lmao! Good one :thumbup:
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Really cute!
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