Had to tell someone so they would sympathise with me. Can't go around telling your neighbors and people at church about things like this. :)

Oh no here I go again, I can't stop laughing about this, and i know how bad that feels, but I thought she was going to say her DH put the bars of candy, ooops better not say that.
Anyway I hope you feel better soon, i really do, cause i know how painful that is.

Were you going to say he made smores? Sooo bad!!!!

Mine used to bruise especially if I slept funny. My doctor had me take a vitamin E capsule everyday and wear a sports bra to sleep in under my PJ's. No more bruising.

ouch...I had a boob injury..involved a weaning calf, a strapless sundress, and a life time of jokes after that...sigh..it was a horrible ordeal that left my boob BLACK for a month...

love these-ROFL-I know it hurts-my lab makes a direct hit when she comes up on the bed but you gotta laugh or you cry!
Reading these I was laughing so hard my husband wanted to know what was so funny-Changed screen fast and told him he would NOT understand. He shrugged-"a female thing huh!"

You are too funny. Thanks for sharing. This is something that if nothing has ever happened to you, you just cringe imagining it. And where else but this board can you share?

I don't even need to hear the rest of this story! Bless your heart but it is funny!
It's so important to have a sense of humor in life, you know?

Hope your booby boo boo gets better real soon!

Oh boy I had such a good long laugh reading everybodies responses late last night that I went right to sleep! Laughter is like good medicine.

I'm glad you are getting better and that hubby brought you two candybars to make you feel better.