Ditter's post about "Did you ever wonder..." got me to thinking about some of the questions that have been bothering me for years. Stupid ones, actually.

I doubt that I'm the only one who carries nagging questions around with me.

What small stuff do YOU wonder about?

I'll start:

I wonder about the shoes that are along the sides of the road. Usually it's just one shoe. How do you lose ONE shoe? How could you not notice? Is somebody driving along with a foot hanging out the car window? Even in winter in NY?

There is one at the end of my cul de sac right now....I have been thinking about this all week.

Then it isn't just me with the SHOE question!

I'm afraid to think what will happen if I get to heaven and God offers to answer my questions and this is the first thing I come up with.

:|

I think they get left on the bumpers of a car LOL although, when DD was two, she liked to try and throw her's out the window so she could go barefoot :roll:
I would like to have thrown DS's out the window right after he turned 13 :wink:

I wonder why all of the good parking spots are right below all of the birds favorite places to rest?

I wonder why, when I lose something, I search everywhere, and then find it right where I looked the first time? Does it become invisible for a short period? Does it disappear into a different dimension then come back? Do I go temporarily blind?

I wonder where all those scissors I lost and NEVER found went?

I wonder where all the socks go?

I wonder where your lap goes when you stand up...

TIP: Leave a small amount of lint in your dryer thhat way it eats fewer soxs

I wonder a lot about exactly what my dogs are thinking, how much they understand, and what they would say if they could talk.