So many funny stories... I am posting here so I can think and keep getting these posts.

My oldest son was five and we were coming back from the beach at night after July 4th fireworks. He said, Mom what do stars smell like?

Too cute

A bunch of us girls were talking on Thanksgiving about our granddaughters/daughters starting their periods. It reminded me of telling my daughter about what to expect. She turned and looked at me and said "Sorry I'm not having any of those" and went out to play with the little boys across the street.I guess she changed her mind--she has 2 kids! Don't we wish we could dismiss having "those" so easily.

Several years ago I had a neighbor that had two small sons. They were in the tub one night taking a bath and checking out body parts. The younget one asked his brother what his belly button was. The older brother replied,"When God made you that is where he poked you to see if you were done."

When one of my step-gd was about 5 she patted my chest and asked me "What are these?" While trying to ignore the question, not knowing what to say, her mother says "Those are called boobs and your mother doesn't have any!!!

My daughter looked at her Grandma and said, "You're not old Nanny, you're just constipated"......only 3 yrs old!

One day kids asked me "Mom, in the olden days when you were little, was there such a thing as color tv? I was only 32 then.

My son was around 4 years old and him and I were having lunch at McD's. With a very serious expression on his face he asked "Mom, when you were a little girl did they call cars horseless carriages?"

MY son was a runner.The only way to take him out was with two people each taking one hand and holding on firmly Being out one day we were in a very busy store and he just would not stop crying.Icrouched down and asked what on earth was wrong? HE sobbed out Mum youve got my suckie thumb.

In the tub on evening when he was almost 3, my son was washing his privates, and looked up at me and said "There's candies in there." I still start laughing every time I think of it. He is 33 now.