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Grama Lehr 04-21-2011 07:52 AM

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good
morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better, that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.''Ok". I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

on the couch....

NAKED.

wolph33 04-21-2011 07:54 AM

too funny

Quilter7x 04-21-2011 07:54 AM

OH NO!!!! :shock: :lol:

cjomomma 04-21-2011 07:56 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
That's why women shouldn't be ignored!!

AngieS 04-21-2011 08:19 AM

LOL Too funny! Hoping you are joking! LOL

fraydknot12326 04-21-2011 08:20 AM

LOL-LOL-LOL Too funny!!!
Thanx for the *chuckles* ... lol

julia58 04-21-2011 08:56 AM

Thanks for the laugh. This is funny.

Lv2sew2011 04-21-2011 08:59 AM

What a great story! LOL

Teddybear Lady 04-21-2011 09:29 AM

Oh My!!! :lol:

Scrap Happy 04-21-2011 09:38 AM

LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh!


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