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Jan in VA 06-27-2013 06:04 PM

"A woman went to the doctor...."
 
"A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. After hearing the story the doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

Jan in VA

hopetoquilt 06-27-2013 06:16 PM

That is funny!

barny 06-27-2013 06:20 PM

Well, I would have to have someone with a front-loader come and pick me up. Ha. Or, CPR.

Tartan 06-27-2013 06:45 PM

.:thumbup:

cathyvv 06-27-2013 07:08 PM

Good one! Loved it.

Anniedeb 06-27-2013 08:47 PM

That was a good one!!

owlvamp 06-27-2013 09:25 PM

That was funny!

Candela59 06-27-2013 09:33 PM

LMAO!! Too funny!

busy fingers 06-28-2013 12:02 AM

Hahahahahaha.

Thanks for the laugh.

Grandma Bonnie 06-28-2013 03:45 AM

Very funny! Thanks for posting!

ljptexas 06-28-2013 04:00 AM

F-u-n-n-y!! Thanks for 1st laugh of the day!!!...:thumbup:

Wanabee Quiltin 06-28-2013 04:18 AM

DH and I had a good morning laugh, thanks.

AlienQuilter 06-28-2013 04:21 AM

LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

QuiltnNan 06-28-2013 04:24 AM

good one !

coopah 06-28-2013 04:44 AM

Too funny! Yep, that would cure just about anyone's hiccups!

IshtarsMom 06-28-2013 05:30 AM

Would scare the hiccups outta me....LOL

nativetexan 06-28-2013 06:51 AM

and to think I reach for a piece of chocolate!! very cute!!!

Noiseynana 06-28-2013 07:03 AM

Oh dang , thats great !!!

Diana Lea 06-28-2013 09:34 AM

I enjoyed this one. By the way I read everything you write. Thank you for the smiles you have given me/us.

AlaskaAlice 06-28-2013 09:43 AM

The Best of the day! Bet it worked!:D

linda701 06-28-2013 05:33 PM

I would have passed out. That's funny.

caspharm 06-28-2013 06:16 PM

I've heard that one before, but it's still funny!

GeeGee 06-28-2013 07:22 PM

Thanks Jan for the laugh! :D Passing this on to my senior friends.

AnnT 06-29-2013 03:21 AM

Thanks for my morning chuckle!

katesnanna 06-29-2013 05:08 AM

Thanks for that Jan. I enjoyed a good chuckle.

judijade 06-29-2013 10:27 AM

I loved that.. and shared it with my daughter. thanks

nannyrick 06-29-2013 11:21 AM

Hahahahaha, too funny. Thanks.

KwiltyKahy 06-29-2013 02:13 PM

rofl. thanks for sharing

maryellen2u 06-29-2013 04:30 PM

That is a good one. I am sending it to my son the doctor!


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