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Thread: "A woman went to the doctor...."

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    Super Member Jan in VA's Avatar
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    "A woman went to the doctor...."

    "A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. After hearing the story the doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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    That is funny!

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    Well, I would have to have someone with a front-loader come and pick me up. Ha. Or, CPR.

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    Good one! Loved it.

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    That was a good one!!

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    That was funny!
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    LMAO!! Too funny!
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    Hahahahahaha.

    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Very funny! Thanks for posting!

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    F-u-n-n-y!! Thanks for 1st laugh of the day!!!...
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    DH and I had a good morning laugh, thanks.

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    LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

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    good one !
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    Too funny! Yep, that would cure just about anyone's hiccups!
    "A woman is like a tea bag-you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Would scare the hiccups outta me....LOL

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    and to think I reach for a piece of chocolate!! very cute!!!

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    Oh dang , thats great !!!
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    I enjoyed this one. By the way I read everything you write. Thank you for the smiles you have given me/us.
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    The Best of the day! Bet it worked!

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    I would have passed out. That's funny.

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    I've heard that one before, but it's still funny!
    Last edited by caspharm; 06-28-2013 at 06:19 PM.

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    Thanks Jan for the laugh! Passing this on to my senior friends.
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    Thanks for my morning chuckle!
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    Thanks for that Jan. I enjoyed a good chuckle.

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