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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car . They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood On the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to The extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose Themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first Date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. |
How funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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thanks for sharing, rofl
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that is too funny!
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Too funny.
I would have held it in. I don't care if the restroom is a 100 miles away. I won't pee outside..lol |
OMgosh that is so funny such a sweet story in the end!!! HE HE!
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OH MY!!! That is hysterically funny :D:D:D
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Before he heard the ending of the story, my dh said, "If they can get through that, they can get through anything. They ought to marry."
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That is a R I O T ! ! ! ! !
THANKS FOR SHARING...I NEEDED A LAUGH LIKE THAT TONIGHT . I have never heard such a funny first date story like that. |
That was hands down the most funny true story I have ever heard... Still laughing!!!!
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That is hysterical!!!!!
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Great story! Keep them coming Ditter. We need your humor daily. Thanks :thumbup: :thumbup:
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LMAO! That was a good one that I don't think I can top! And good for her, he became her husband!!! :lol:
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this is just hysterical. Just picture it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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He was definately a KEEPER!
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To funny! :lol:
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Interesting that this story was circulating on the web a few years ago. ;)
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Oh my.... What a situation...... I think they needed to marry just so they could keep this story in the family.....
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That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
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Well, that IS funny!!!!
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That is the best one yet!!!! :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: Can you just imagine telling your friends and family and even your children, how you met!!!!! LOL!!!!
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LMAO... That is just to funny.. I needed that, thanks Ditter.
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Thanks for sharing! That is too funny! :-)
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car . They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood On the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to The extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose Themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first Date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. |
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Oh my gosh...that is hysterical!!!!
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Originally Posted by grammiepamie
this is just hysterical. Just picture it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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I can't quite see but is that a Nelco sewing machine in your picture? I found one at the thrift shop that I fixed up and gave to a young girl who is learning to sew. I think they are sweet machines and if I ever find another I will keep it for my self. By the way I never did find an instruction book for her, if it is a Nelco, do you have a book and if so would you be willing to copy it so I can give it to her?
Sorry picture of of my other machine and the post was for Always Quilting. boy did I screw up this post..... [ATTACH=CONFIG]111177[/ATTACH] Here is the Nelco I found. [ATTACH=CONFIG]111394[/ATTACH] |
what a hoot....I had a friend who had just began to date a nice guy, & he invited her to have Thanksgiving dinner with him....it was a warm sunny day, just sweater weather, but she put on a dressy dress & her pearls & guess where he took her.....the Salvation Army Thanksgiving dinner...stood in a line to get in....she was embarrassed...ME I would have found a cab home.
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I am at work sitting at my desk laughing out loud! Good One!
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that was funny
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OMGOSH !!!
WAY TO FUNNY ! |
you make our day
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That is hysterical. I'm soooo glad you shared it with us.
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Laughing out loud in earnest! LOL
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The Story was really funny Ditter. I almost missed the last sentence. It had me rolling on the floor laughing. What a great ending.
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OMG! too funny. I agree; get through that they can get through anything. Did they marry?
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LOL love it... he became her kight in a not so shining bumper!!
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2 FUNNY
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Ditter, love your stories. That was hilarious. jsw
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