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I've pretty well resigned to not putting my foot to the pedal without putting on the glasses (just hate ripping out stiches) but I had to share my aha moment. Last night I rummaged through my stash drawer of samples and gift/withs for a new night cream, found something, opened it and put it on my face. Thought, self, I wouldn't spend money on this one, doesn't pass the smell or feel test. When I got up this morning I put on those readers to make sure to note what I used and lo and behold, it was a deep hair conditioner! Guess I'd better buy another pair of those readers for the bathroom!
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oh no, be careful! and please get you another pair of readers for the bathroom, take care
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snicker/same here, heel balm used instead of night cream. Guess the callouses on my face didn't mind!
Originally Posted by baskets4moo
I've pretty well resigned to not putting my foot to the pedal without putting on the glasses (just hate ripping out stiches) but I had to share my aha moment. Last night I rummaged through my stash drawer of samples and gift/withs for a new night cream, found something, opened it and put it on my face. Thought, self, I wouldn't spend money on this one, doesn't pass the smell or feel test. When I got up this morning I put on those readers to make sure to note what I used and lo and behold, it was a deep hair conditioner! Guess I'd better buy another pair of those readers for the bathroom!
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Know the feeling...used "body gloss" (you know the stuff with little bits of sparkle) instead of facial moisturiser one morning....looked like something off Star Trek, once that wedges in the wrinkles it's a devil to get off!
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hurriedly I grabbed the hairspray instead of the underarm deodrant.......back in the day we used spray
I will not, I repeat, I will not cook without my readers! |
lol a few weeks ago i sprayed my hair with foam bathroom cleaner think it was hairspray... i guess my hair was good a clean
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I bet your face is very smooth this morning.
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Are you going to market your new facial creme idea? LOL. Candid camera moment. Thanks for sharing./Regards, Dorothy
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Originally Posted by cashmommy11
lol a few weeks ago i sprayed my hair with foam bathroom cleaner think it was hairspray... i guess my hair was good a clean
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...after someone here mentioned this, I moved my cans of spray baste FAR FAR away from the ironing board.
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I can't stop laughing.....been there done that!
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Originally Posted by erstan947
I can't stop laughing.....been there done that!
No mistakes yet... Hate not being able to read like I used to. |
Originally Posted by earthwalker
Know the feeling...used "body gloss" (you know the stuff with little bits of sparkle) instead of facial moisturiser one morning....looked like something off Star Trek, once that wedges in the wrinkles it's a devil to get off!
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Well, did it work?
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Yes, inquiring minds want to know -- will hair conditioner make my deep pores disappear??????????
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I am falling off my chair here. This is such a funny thread.
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Come to think of it my face did feel nice and smooth :lol:
better go check my pores...... |
LMBO I have done things like this a few times, but couldn't blame it on not having my readers :roll: :lol::lol:
Glad to hear your skin is soft and smooth!!! :D:D:D |
I topped my pumpkin bread with cooked sausage instead of the streussel topping sitting next to the sausage in the fridge. Love sausage, love pumpkin bread just not together.
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glad your skin is doing well.................lol
I poured myself a coffee and went to the fridge for the milk. Poured milk, brought it back to the fridge, sat at the table and took a sip of coffee: boaaahhhh, it was black!? Next to the newspaper the ashtray was filled with milk....... |
I know the feeling. I not only have readers in every room but I wear a pair tucked into my blouse so I always have them on hand. Only problem is that I forget I have them tucked in and so I go into another room looking for another pair. And how many times have they been in the room and you can't figure out where they are. Or they are on your head and you don't realize it.
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Thanks for the laugh!!
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Originally Posted by earthwalker
Know the feeling...used "body gloss" (you know the stuff with little bits of sparkle) instead of facial moisturiser one morning....looked like something off Star Trek, once that wedges in the wrinkles it's a devil to get off!
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I think we all do the same stuff, I've misplaced the regular glasses, and will walk around squinting at table
tops, b-room sinks.... can't even go anywhere to find a new pair, Thank Goodness for being enough of a pack-rat to keep up with the old pair.:) |
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm not sure what my excuse was when I put Desitin (diaper rash ointment) on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. Gosh, it was hard to get out!
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LOL Yep .. been there done that :oops:
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*SIGH* I have worn bifocals since age 22 until I had to go to trifocals at 50-something. I don't have an option of looking, its the first thing I put on even before my feet hit the floor. Otherwise, I might miss it!
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I am falling off my chair, too, but with tears in my eyes and an aching belly from all the laughter. Nothing better than a good laugh and giggle! Thanks for telling us! Your stories are hilarious :)
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I stopped sewing for several years...couldn't see to thread the needles! But bifocals have made all things possible...except sometimes walking down stairs is a challenge!
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my kids laugh at me all the time cuz i have to wear 2 pairs my regular glasses and readers to see stuff close need bifocals just hate to fork out the money
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Originally Posted by Joanie2
I know the feeling. I not only have readers in every room but I wear a pair tucked into my blouse so I always have them on hand. Only problem is that I forget I have them tucked in and so I go into another room looking for another pair. And how many times have they been in the room and you can't figure out where they are. Or they are on your head and you don't realize it.
Try having two on your head without knowing it. And then wanting to know where your readers are. |
Originally Posted by Susan P
Originally Posted by Joanie2
I know the feeling. I not only have readers in every room but I wear a pair tucked into my blouse so I always have them on hand. Only problem is that I forget I have them tucked in and so I go into another room looking for another pair. And how many times have they been in the room and you can't figure out where they are. Or they are on your head and you don't realize it.
Try having two on your head without knowing it. And then wanting to know where your readers are. |
Thanks ladies for the best laugh of my day. I am at work and a co-worker is looking at me like I'm nuts because I find this thread hysterical. She doesn't get it. Young thing that she is. Susan
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I brushed my teeth with PreparationH once. Puckered all day.
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....when you put prep H on your toothbrush.
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ROTFLMAO- I just make sure I have my glasses on before I use anything, and now I know why. That is just to funny!! :-D :-D :-D
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Going to bed now but don't know if I can sleep after laughing so hard....as far as readers go , I keep a pair of disabled glasses in the kitchen ( they have no "arms" ) and use them to read recipes. It beats putting the arms over my ears and also my hands can be sticky . easy to hold up , look thru and put back down again until needed to read the next ingredient.
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One day I was going to a new job, and I had gotten up early. I was ready to leave and grabbed the hair spray. It was bug spray. Had to take a shower, shampoo hair, and get redressed and drive 35 miles. I was on time--but not early.
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OR... Driving 1 eye'd to get'em fixed cause a lens poped out.
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