Are you a Lady or a Real Woman? funny
 

Ladies vs. Real Woman

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too darn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip...

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.



Real Woman - Leftover wine??????

LOL...Im definitely a Real Woman!!! thanks for sharing!

LOL! :D I like!!

now that's funny!

That's funny! However, I guess I am 99% real woman as I have been known to do some ladylike things, HaHa!

I'm a woman W-O-M-A-N! Remember that song?

Loved it. I am somewhere inbetween

LOL Good one!

I am also a real women, the one about leftover wine if too funny

very funny!

Thanks Barb!

:) :) :) :) Know a few in both groups. :) :) :) :O

thats cute and i think i am somewhere in the middle also.

I am half and half but overal I think I am more of a real woman except in the kitchen.

Real Woman here for sure!

Guess I'm as real as they come.

Real woman here to.

How cute this is. Love it. Thank you for a great laugh.

Good one-had me giggling

I knew I wasn't a lady anyway! Thanks for confirming it! LOL.

Excellent!! (Have got to remember not to be drinking anything when I read the jokes on here)....

I'm a real woman!!!!

LOL That's funny.

LMAO - I agree and apparently this week I have been a _____! Most of the time I am in between.

is there such a thing as leftover wine?? Not in my home, not in the home of any of my bestfriends.... hmmm...who has leftover wine??

With the exception of the fake potato in a box (oh yuch!) I am without a doubt a REAL WOMAN.

(although I kinda like the idea of the marshmallow in the ice cream cone!!)