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Thread: Sending a man to the store.......funny!

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    A wife asks her husband, an engineer, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."


    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.


    The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


    He replied, "They had eggs."

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :)

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    Oh my!!!

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    Love your humor! You make my day and hubby and I have had lots of laughs from your posts. Thanks so much

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    That is funny.

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    :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    I work with engineers, and I can totally relate!

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    Oh yes -- so typical of Engineers. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    So funny. My son wants to be an engineer when he is older....this is exactly how he thinks....

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    We have hens so my DH would come home with 6 gallons.

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    Very funny

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    Thanks Ditter that explains why I didn't get the cole slaw when I sent my DH to the house for the food for our picnic.

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    I didn't get it, had to read it twice. Now its funny, even funnier that I didn't get it.
    Obviously not and engineer, LOL!

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    lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lol!

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    So very funny

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    LOL!

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    haha!! thanks for sharing

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    he he he!!!!!! :thumbup:

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    hahaha - love it!

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    Sounds more like something my son would do

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    At first I didn't get it either, but then when I did, I ROF. Had to send it on to my friend who is married to an engineer and has a son who is, too. Thanks.

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    My husband would have bought the 6 milk, eggs and every sweet non grocery item in the store.

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    :-D :-D :-D :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    love it

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