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Thread: Smiles and giggles

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    LMBO Good Ones!

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    Those are great!

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    OMG - my husband thinks I have gone crazy - I looked at these and started laughing out loud by myself. I love it...

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    Those are cute, I love the chicken and pig ones.

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    Ditter ,where do you find them? These were so cute, made me burtst out laughing. Thanks for the laugh!

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    sooo cute! and glad to have some clean ones!!

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    These are really cute!

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    LMBO, these are cute! Thanks for the laugh.

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    OMG! I'm still laughing! I look forward to your posts. Keep them coming!

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    Thanks Again !!! lol :)

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL! Too cute!

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    Here's another Blonde Story - Cowgirl:

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and it immediately springs into motion.

    It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
    horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway,

    The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

    As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune......

    Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

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    Oh, please keep them coming....I just LOVE your jokes

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    lol, very funny got a good chuckle out of that

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    Oh...My...GOODNESS!!! The first batch had me laughing out loud, but add the Cowgirl and....well, let's just say it's good that I just came from the little girls room!!!!!!!!!!! :oops: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL I loved the cowgirl one.

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    Oh Ditter I love the one about the dalmation. Your jokes are the backbone of my day. You are a gem!!!!!!!!!!!Pam

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    Oh my those are so funny. Thanks for the laughs.

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    My two cats are sitting by my side, wide eyed and with
    their ears waving back and forth, probably wondering if
    the nice cat food lady had lost her marbles.

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    Dh asked what are you looking at? I just keep laughing. I needed a big laugh.

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    Great laughs. Thanks

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    Thanks Ditter, I always check for a laugh from you. You never fail to make me laugh.. Keep them coming!

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    Great laughs. I'm here reading these at 2:15 in the a.m. laughing out loud and trying not to be so loud as DH and the dogs are sleeping. Many thanks.

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