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    Sometimes...

    When you cry....

    No one sees your tears..



    Sometimes...

    When you are in pain.

    No one sees your hurt.



    Sometimes..

    When you are worried..

    No one sees your stress



    Sometimes..

    When you are happy..

    No one sees your smile ..



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    But FART!!just ONE time.....

    And everybody knows!!

    Gotcha!!You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
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    Oh gosh! This is soooo true!

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    rofl

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    Ok, I think I am having an asthma attack. started laughing and then started coughing. I think this is my favorite.

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    You didn't fool me Ditter...I knew this had to have a funny ending coming from you!! ROFL!!!

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    True! :thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Sometimes...

    When you cry....

    No one sees your tears..



    Sometimes...

    When you are in pain.

    No one sees your hurt.



    Sometimes..

    When you are worried..

    No one sees your stress



    Sometimes..

    When you are happy..

    No one sees your smile ..



    -



    But FART!!just ONE time.....

    And everybody knows!!

    Gotcha!!You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
    Love this animation. Looks like my cat Blu.
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    Once again Ditter, truer words have not been spoken. Very funny.

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    Love that one Ditter!

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    Oh Ditter!!!!!!!!!! Isn't it the truth??????? Oh so funny!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thanks Ditter very true.... But you forgot the part where you walk away and peak back :) !!

    Had someone in my life who had issued w/this a few years ago almost wouldn't go out (medical thing) Told her don't worry "just fart and walk" ask her to remind us to be in front! :) once in a while she would look back and say incoming we knew to turn left or right out of the path, then we'd all bust up laughing. ;)

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    ROFL INcoming. I am dying here.
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    Thanks Ditter, that's so true and so funny. I needed a good laugh today.

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    You are toooooo much! (but true!)

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    You made my evening once again...

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    Ditter,
    Truer words were never spoken. rofl

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    Are you a woman or a Lady??????????????????????????????????

    Women Fart……………………..Ladies Fluff:)

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    Quote Originally Posted by C.Cal Quilt Girl
    Thanks Ditter very true.... But you forgot the part where you walk away and peak back :) !!

    Had someone in my life who had issued w/this a few years ago almost wouldn't go out (medical thing) Told her don't worry "just fart and walk" ask her to remind us to be in front! :) once in a while she would look back and say incoming we knew to turn left or right out of the path, then we'd all bust up laughing. ;)
    I think you are as funny as Ditter. ROFLMAO :lol:

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    Someday I will tell you all a very funny true story about this very subject! As Benjamin Franklin said, "Fart proudly". :D

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