The Taxi

Old 04-22-2011, 10:30 PM
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The Taxi=======================================

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
said, "Look, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a
little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver.

I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:40 PM
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LOL!!! Love it, thanks for the smile and chuckles.
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Old 04-23-2011, 03:44 AM
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Old 04-23-2011, 06:29 AM
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what a hoot. thanks for the laugh.
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