Texas bank robber

Old 08-04-2011, 02:21 PM
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A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ...

Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,

"My wife got a good look at you."
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:22 PM
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OHHH, that is baaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd!!! :D:D
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Too funny!!!
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:28 PM
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LOVE IT!!! :)
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Thats COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol
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Obviously not a blond! Clever old man! HAHA!
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