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Three absent minded sisters.

Old 07-21-2009, 09:13 AM
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Three absent-minded sisters
Three sisters, aged 81, 83 and 85, live together. One night the 85 year old draws a bath for herself. As she sticks her foot in, she pauses. She yells to her sisters downstairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 83 year old shouts back loudly, "I don't know. Let me come up there and see." She begins walking up the stairs, but then pauses . She yells to her sisters "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 81 year old is sitting in the living room, enjoying some tea. She listens to her sisters, shakes her head and mutters to herself, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful. Knock on wood." She then turns and shouts, "I'll come up there and help both of you as soon as I see who's knocking at the door."
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Old 07-21-2009, 12:56 PM
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Old 07-21-2009, 01:24 PM
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Funny! :lol:
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Old 07-27-2009, 09:16 AM
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Four ladies went to lunch. On the way home they are stopped by a policeman, who tells them that they are driving too slowly. The driver says to the officer, "but sir we are doing 24mph." "Maam" the cop says, that is the Route number, not the speed limit." "Ohhhhhh, Okay sir." After the policeman leaves, one lady turns to another and says "Gee Amanda, maybe that's why the other policeman was so angry when we were driving on RT 138."
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