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Thread: Tight skirt problem

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    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight
    leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,


    She became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
    of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
    she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

    Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once
    again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once
    again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make
    the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her
    gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
    I don't even know who you are!'

    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly
    three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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    HA HA HA....!
    Gotta have that Texas Humor!

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    That's funny!!!!

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    ROFL

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    oh you got me with that one!!! and I"m from TeXas.

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    too funny!!!

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    L O L

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    big LOL

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    *L*O*L*

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    How funny going to share with my dh right now!

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    Oh, too funny.

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    [email protected]!! That bus driver promised to to tell on me!!!!LOL

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    LOL

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