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Old 08-19-2012, 09:45 AM
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Montana State Trooper

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled behicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below.

About 3 AM one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan NIxon #658 responded to a call that there was a car off the shoulder oif the road outside Great Falls, Montana.
He located the car, stuck in the deep snow and with the engine still running.

Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas.

The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.

Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. THis goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yells, "PULL OVER!"

The man nodded, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.

Who says State Troopers don't have a sense of humor?
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:06 AM
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Love it! Thanks for sharing!!!
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:11 AM
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This is one fot tvs worlds worst drivers roflmao
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:05 PM
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That's too funny!
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Old 08-19-2012, 03:52 PM
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That's hysterical!
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:07 PM
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That was very funny, I loved it.
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Old 08-21-2012, 04:54 AM
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As the wife of a now "retired" Canadian police officer - I find this hilarious. It feels good to get "back at" once in a while with a few laughs at someone else's expense.
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Thanks for a good laugh!
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Old 08-21-2012, 09:25 AM
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That was funny!
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that was funny...
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