What every man should know
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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA SAFE
What's for Can I help you Where would you like Here, have
Dinner? With dinner? To go for dinner? some wine.
Are you You sure WOW! Look Here, have
Wearing that? Look good in at you! some wine
brown!
What are you Could we be Here's my Here, have
So worked up Overreacting? paycheck. some wine.
about?
Should you be You know, there Can I get you a Here, have
Eating that? are A lot of a piece of some wine.
apples left chocolate with that?
What did you I hope you I've always loved Here, have
DO all day? didn't Over-do you In that robe! some wine
it today.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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