SueDor

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall! *******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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- Steve
... Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning...
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LittleMo

Thanks for the laugh.

Once I was typing a menu for a colleagues restuarant. One of the items on the menu was Mince Pies. I had finished the typing and was copying the menu when he saw it and said "I dont think we will sell too many Mice Pies"

I had left the n out of mince. :oops:

CarrieAnne

LOL!

sueisallaboutquilts

Great way to start the week!
I sure hope I don't find the bridge held together with red tape anywhere near my house!!
Thanks for the laughs :D:D

grandma at the lake

Wonderfully hilarious!! Gave me a smile.

Luckynumber7

LMBO! Those are funny! Thanks for the laugh.

littlehud

Wow thanks for the laugh.

misseva

i'm sitting here at my desk (we're slooooow) trying to laugh so no one can hear, with tears running down my face. not lol thanks