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Old 07-06-2018, 07:56 AM
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Good one! Send some more.
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:40 AM
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Haha! I'm loving your comments!! And Madame Kelley, that's a good one!
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:54 AM
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That husband was probably just as fat, old and wrinkled... and on top of that, bald!
LOL! Good point!
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Old 07-06-2018, 02:14 PM
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Both were very funny. As long as you are on the ride side of the earth all is good.
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:15 PM
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You have probably heard the one about what a woman asked her husband for her birthday. She told him she wanted to find a package in the driveway with a big red bow. It had to get to 150 in 5 seconds or less. The morning of her birthday she looked in the driveway, sure enough there was a package with a big red bow. She opened it and it was a brand new scale......He is still missing.
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Old 07-06-2018, 05:23 PM
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I read this to my hubby and he choked on his bourbon!
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Old 07-06-2018, 06:18 PM
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Hubby and I had a good chuckle on this thread.
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Old 07-07-2018, 04:18 AM
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Ha...love this one! Thanks for the chuckle.
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Old 07-07-2018, 05:46 AM
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MadameKelley and Daco48, you cracked me up!! love laughing like that!!
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Old 07-07-2018, 05:51 AM
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We all need a laugh, because a little humor never hurt anyone. ��
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