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Thread: Would you remarry?....funny!!

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    Would You Remarry?

    A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

    Wife: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

    Husband: 'Definitely not!'

    Wife: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

    Husband: 'Of course I do.'

    Wife: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

    Husband: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

    Wife: ' You would? (with a hurt look)

    Husband: Groans

    Wife: 'Would you live in our house?'

    Husband: 'Sure. It's a great house.'

    Wife: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

    Husband: 'Where else would we sleep?'

    Wife: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

    Husband: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

    Wife: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

    Husband: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

    Wife: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

    Husband: 'No.. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

    Wife: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

    Husband: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

    Wife: 'Would she use my clubs?'

    Husband: 'No. She's left-handed.'

    Wife: - silence

    Husband: ' . . . Sh*t.'

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    Lol!!

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    Oh, I love it! Merry Christmas, Ditter

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    Cute!

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    Ditter you always make me laugh out loud.....

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    Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    HAHAHAHAHA

    Merry Christmas, funny lady :-)

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    Keep questioning, gets em every time. :)

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    Good one, Ditter! Merry Christmas!

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    Ditter Always know I'll get a good laugh with you

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

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    You come up with the funniest things! :lol:

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    LOL!

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    That is Funny you just made my Day Merry Christmas!!

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    Busted!!!! too funny it is a shame it realy happens like this

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    lmao

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    Thanks Ditter, I needed a good laugh. Merry Christmas

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    Merry Christmas Ditter and thanks for all the laughs you give me!!
    As you know it's the BEST MEDICINE!! :D:D

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    Didnt get the jest of this joke- j

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    thanks for the chuckle!!!

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    Again you brightened my morning! This was hilarious! :lol:

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    OOOPS!! Hilarious!!!

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    Nice one Ditter !! Happy Chtistmas!

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    That one I can remember without making a copy! Your funnies are the first thing I look for.

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    Great one Ditter.

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    OOPS!

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