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05-03-2010, 07:13 AM
#35
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Bozeman MT
Posts: 870
Originally Posted by ReRe
12 Step Program for Cutting Fat Quarters:
Step 1: Look at fat quarters and break into tears
Step 2: Look at scissors and break into more tears
Step 3: Go get stiff cold drink of milk or soda ... no booze allowed near precious young fat quarters
Step 4: Actually pick up scissors and move towards table with fat quarters
Step 5: Lay scissors down on table and break into tears again
Step 6: Pick up fat quarter, apologize profuzely for what you are about to do to it and break into even more tears
Step 7: Pick up scissors and gently cut first cut into fat quarters and start wailing uncontrollably at the act of cutting the precious fat quarter
Step 8: Put the cold milk away and get out the bottle of Jack Danials to take care of the head ache caused by all the tears
Step 9: Drink a couple shots of Jack Danials and give yourself a peptalk about how you are stronger than the fat quarters and how you can cut them to make a larger covering. You just have to talk to the fat quarter.
Step 10: Have another couple shots of Jack Danials and have a little talk with the fat quarter about why you have to cut it up
Step 11: Carefully cut up all your fat quarters for this project inbetween shots of Jack Danials.
Step 12: Wake up with hangover and wish those danged fat quarters would quit crying
Step 1: Look at fat quarters and break into tears
Step 2: Look at scissors and break into more tears
Step 3: Go get stiff cold drink of milk or soda ... no booze allowed near precious young fat quarters
Step 4: Actually pick up scissors and move towards table with fat quarters
Step 5: Lay scissors down on table and break into tears again
Step 6: Pick up fat quarter, apologize profuzely for what you are about to do to it and break into even more tears
Step 7: Pick up scissors and gently cut first cut into fat quarters and start wailing uncontrollably at the act of cutting the precious fat quarter
Step 8: Put the cold milk away and get out the bottle of Jack Danials to take care of the head ache caused by all the tears
Step 9: Drink a couple shots of Jack Danials and give yourself a peptalk about how you are stronger than the fat quarters and how you can cut them to make a larger covering. You just have to talk to the fat quarter.
Step 10: Have another couple shots of Jack Danials and have a little talk with the fat quarter about why you have to cut it up
Step 11: Carefully cut up all your fat quarters for this project inbetween shots of Jack Danials.
Step 12: Wake up with hangover and wish those danged fat quarters would quit crying
05-03-2010, 07:09 PM
#37
Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: tor Ontario
Posts: 153
I buy fat quarters for a project, and then don't think about cutting them, now you've put me in a oh no not them mood, thanks a lot.... rofl
I am cutting all my leftovers into fat quarters now, they make great bargello quilts. You just cut them all into 16 inch strips and get going on a quilt
I am cutting all my leftovers into fat quarters now, they make great bargello quilts. You just cut them all into 16 inch strips and get going on a quilt
05-04-2010, 06:56 AM
#39
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Rockford, IL
Posts: 549
Originally Posted by ReRe
12 Step Program for Cutting Fat Quarters:
Step 1: Look at fat quarters and break into tears
Step 2: Look at scissors and break into more tears
Step 3: Go get stiff cold drink of milk or soda ... no booze allowed near precious young fat quarters
Step 4: Actually pick up scissors and move towards table with fat quarters
Step 5: Lay scissors down on table and break into tears again
Step 6: Pick up fat quarter, apologize profuzely for what you are about to do to it and break into even more tears
Step 7: Pick up scissors and gently cut first cut into fat quarters and start wailing uncontrollably at the act of cutting the precious fat quarter
Step 8: Put the cold milk away and get out the bottle of Jack Danials to take care of the head ache caused by all the tears
Step 9: Drink a couple shots of Jack Danials and give yourself a peptalk about how you are stronger than the fat quarters and how you can cut them to make a larger covering. You just have to talk to the fat quarter.
Step 10: Have another couple shots of Jack Danials and have a little talk with the fat quarter about why you have to cut it up
Step 11: Carefully cut up all your fat quarters for this project inbetween shots of Jack Danials.
Step 12: Wake up with hangover and wish those danged fat quarters would quit crying
Step 1: Look at fat quarters and break into tears
Step 2: Look at scissors and break into more tears
Step 3: Go get stiff cold drink of milk or soda ... no booze allowed near precious young fat quarters
Step 4: Actually pick up scissors and move towards table with fat quarters
Step 5: Lay scissors down on table and break into tears again
Step 6: Pick up fat quarter, apologize profuzely for what you are about to do to it and break into even more tears
Step 7: Pick up scissors and gently cut first cut into fat quarters and start wailing uncontrollably at the act of cutting the precious fat quarter
Step 8: Put the cold milk away and get out the bottle of Jack Danials to take care of the head ache caused by all the tears
Step 9: Drink a couple shots of Jack Danials and give yourself a peptalk about how you are stronger than the fat quarters and how you can cut them to make a larger covering. You just have to talk to the fat quarter.
Step 10: Have another couple shots of Jack Danials and have a little talk with the fat quarter about why you have to cut it up
Step 11: Carefully cut up all your fat quarters for this project inbetween shots of Jack Danials.
Step 12: Wake up with hangover and wish those danged fat quarters would quit crying
This is so funny!! I'd be on the floor if I drank that much Jack and probably bleeding too, but laughing my you know what off in the process!!
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