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Sharonsews 04-06-2011 07:43 AM
Yes! A few hundred times.....

LoriMcc 04-06-2011 08:03 AM
YIPPPPP!!!!

catmcclure 04-06-2011 08:08 AM
Originally Posted by moonwork42029
Today I brought in my quilt top to show my co-workers and boss that I'm making for my DGD (who is due any day now).

He looked at it and asked me if all those little squares had to be sewn together... I told him yes they did.

His reply ... "Just another sign you're crazy" and walked out of my office.

I cracked up.

How about you...have you been told you're crazy?
Ask him if he's ever thought about how many pieces of wood have to be nailed together to make a house.

OdessaQuilts 04-06-2011 08:28 AM
Originally Posted by redmadder
Come on Odessa. Throw in a few pins and needles while you're at it.
Just for you, madder, you bet! But I draw the line at putting patterns in there .....

OdessaQuilts 04-06-2011 08:33 AM
Originally Posted by moonwork42029
Originally Posted by OdessaQuilts
Well, for years, my husband has threatened to toss and burn all my quilting "gear" when I die ... fabrics, threads, machines, books, etc.

Now, we're getting a divorce and I am packing up his stuff to take into his new apartment ... and he's going to find little triangles of fabric inside each and every box with all the rest of his junk. Let's see what he says about THAT!

Does that make me crazy? Hmmmmm......methinks NOT!
Be sure to sew lace on the edges of his undies and at the hem of his pants....or sew the legs shut about 3/4 of the way down. Of course some marking chalk on the inside of them would be good to so every time he sat down it would go "poof"!

Just kidding of course but dang it's soooo tempting.
Actually, he's spent a lot of money lately buying himself an entirely new wardrobe ... I considered taking a seam ripper to some of those new pieces, removing a few stitches here........clipping a few stitches there ........ nothing too drastic, but when he washes them, they'll start falling apart. I thought that might just be fun, too!

Yeah, I'm crazy .... so (in the words of Mrs. Doubtfire), "....don't FUSS with me...."

quiltmouse 04-06-2011 08:39 AM
Originally Posted by OdessaQuilts
Originally Posted by moonwork42029
Originally Posted by OdessaQuilts
Well, for years, my husband has threatened to toss and burn all my quilting "gear" when I die ... fabrics, threads, machines, books, etc.

Now, we're getting a divorce and I am packing up his stuff to take into his new apartment ... and he's going to find little triangles of fabric inside each and every box with all the rest of his junk. Let's see what he says about THAT!

Does that make me crazy? Hmmmmm......methinks NOT!
Be sure to sew lace on the edges of his undies and at the hem of his pants....or sew the legs shut about 3/4 of the way down. Of course some marking chalk on the inside of them would be good to so every time he sat down it would go "poof"!

Just kidding of course but dang it's soooo tempting.
Actually, he's spent a lot of money lately buying himself an entirely new wardrobe ... I considered taking a seam ripper to some of those new pieces, removing a few stitches here........clipping a few stitches there ........ nothing too drastic, but when he washes them, they'll start falling apart. I thought that might just be fun, too!

Yeah, I'm crazy .... so (in the words of Mrs. Doubtfire), "....don't FUSS with me...."
Quilter's Divorce: A kinder, gentler revenge!

ROFLMAO w/ time (tears in my eyes)

Twisted Quilter 04-06-2011 08:46 AM
:shock: This is the look my DH gave me after asking what I was going to do with the 1.5" postage stamp pieces I received in the mail over the weekend.

Yep, that look said it all...and he might be right!

DianD 04-06-2011 08:52 AM
Hardly a day goes by that I don't hear that! I just take it as a compliment!

grammysharon 04-06-2011 08:52 AM
Ditto, everyone asks how we have the patience to work on something that takes so long. Sometimes I wonder too!
Originally Posted by Grama Lehr
More times than I can count!!
Must be a good thing, I love the company of quilters!! :roll:

Doreen 04-06-2011 09:04 AM
Fabric Whisperer said it right! We had to re-arrange to get it right!


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