My son was 8 months old, we took him with us to the drive-in where they were showing 'Fritz the Kat'. They wouldn't let us in because it was X rated, no one under 17. Poor kid, he ended up being called Fritz for the next 10 years. He protested the nickname at that time.

Maybe go completely traditional with some blocks, such as 9 patch, churn dash, Ohio star, etc. and incorporate some of the wild fabric with the solids?

Just a thought! What fun!!!

In various places, you could applique the letters "aaahhhh""" and """ooooohhhh""" and "MMMMM"" and "uh huh uh huh" .

That seems to be the script in the most of the movies (from what I've heard, lol)

The name you have chosen for this quilt is perfect! And the fabs are great as well. The thread has been a hilarious read. One thing that instantly came to mind for me was the silouette of the sitting naked girl you often see on the mudflaps of the big semi trucks. Those things have definitely been around since the 70's and would be an easy fusible applique I think and definitely convey the idea of 70's porn!

Additionally LMFAO on Fritz the Kat. I totally remember that movie! Animated porn... ROFLMAO

Was trying to think of that XXX movie that came out in the '70's, so I made the mistake of googling. I bet I get TONS of spam now! lol

oh! Deep Throat! 8-)

How about an apple core pattern, it mimics the curves of the female torso and can be very modern as a geometric light dark pattern. I would use the animal prints for borders and maybe a pieced backing. Just a thought.

OMG this is soooo very funny, I like all of the above ideas, and I think the penis fabric would be good for a tote bag (LOL) There is also fabric with high heels on it that you could use for maybe a border. This has been by far a great topic. I think we all have some sort of naughty in us, but in a good way.

Also we have not been shut down, i bet patricej likes this topic.

As for the Apple Core, a friend told me they looked like mini pads, and they do, so, no Apple Core/Mini Pad quilts for me. I too am ROTFLMAO.
p.s. I remember Fritz, way too funny!!!!

The businesses of our little town often put out decor for the season or an event. Currently they have all displayed the silouette of a cowboy (or cowgirl) and some have decorated them for the western days celebration. For example, the Wendy's hamburger store put a red yarn wig, dress and apron on theirs like the one on their logo)and the grocery store has a checker's apron and grocery bag. The "novelty" shop has a silouette of a cowgirl with sexy lacy bra and panties. Another silouette of a cowboy has roped her and is reeling her in. - You folks are having too much fun with this topic :)