Sorry to hear some can't open. How do I remedy this?

Pretty sure my husband would meet him at any bar he could come up with....and "toast" a quilting wife...LOL

He's funny. Teach him to quilt.

Convert it to pdf. I can do it for you with your permission.

Yes , Onebyone, please convert it.
thanks,
Terry

Thanks- gave me the laugh I needed for the day!

Sorry was gone away from the computer most of the day. Here it is in pdf form.

Too funny! Kudoes to your man for all his "suffering."

I so enjoyed reading this. However, I have to ask, is your husband any chance a golfer? If so, please feel free to remind him of the dangers of golf: being hit by a golf ball, strain on the back, legs, and knees, eye strain from watching tournaments on TV, so many, many courses to play ... in most states. And don't even get me started on the expense: let's just say there are 4 sets of golf clubs sitting in our basement and at least 1 set (that I know of) in his locker at the club...and the fact that I've been a "golf widow" four 40 years - Ha.

So funny. I'm sure many husbands can commiserate with his plight.