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12 steps! That was just so funny.
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Great laugh for starting the day!!!!!!
Thanks, marie |
Yeah, right.
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I have a ton of FQ's that one day I will use. I always buy at least 2 of each. Last quilt show I bought 2 of each package of FQ's, one to cut and one to have.
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Originally Posted by ReRe
12 Step Program for Cutting Fat Quarters:
Step 1: Look at fat quarters and break into tears Step 2: Look at scissors and break into more tears Step 3: Go get stiff cold drink of milk or soda ... no booze allowed near precious young fat quarters Step 4: Actually pick up scissors and move towards table with fat quarters Step 5: Lay scissors down on table and break into tears again Step 6: Pick up fat quarter, apologize profuzely for what you are about to do to it and break into even more tears Step 7: Pick up scissors and gently cut first cut into fat quarters and start wailing uncontrollably at the act of cutting the precious fat quarter Step 8: Put the cold milk away and get out the bottle of Jack Danials to take care of the head ache caused by all the tears Step 9: Drink a couple shots of Jack Danials and give yourself a peptalk about how you are stronger than the fat quarters and how you can cut them to make a larger covering. You just have to talk to the fat quarter. Step 10: Have another couple shots of Jack Danials and have a little talk with the fat quarter about why you have to cut it up Step 11: Carefully cut up all your fat quarters for this project inbetween shots of Jack Danials. Step 12: Wake up with hangover and wish those danged fat quarters would quit crying |
I've never bought any fat quarters now I know why ! Love the 12 steps! LOL
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I buy fat quarters for a project, and then don't think about cutting them, now you've put me in a oh no not them mood, thanks a lot.... rofl
I am cutting all my leftovers into fat quarters now, they make great bargello quilts. You just cut them all into 16 inch strips and get going on a quilt |
you are to funny. God bless. Penny
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Originally Posted by ReRe
12 Step Program for Cutting Fat Quarters:
Step 1: Look at fat quarters and break into tears Step 2: Look at scissors and break into more tears Step 3: Go get stiff cold drink of milk or soda ... no booze allowed near precious young fat quarters Step 4: Actually pick up scissors and move towards table with fat quarters Step 5: Lay scissors down on table and break into tears again Step 6: Pick up fat quarter, apologize profuzely for what you are about to do to it and break into even more tears Step 7: Pick up scissors and gently cut first cut into fat quarters and start wailing uncontrollably at the act of cutting the precious fat quarter Step 8: Put the cold milk away and get out the bottle of Jack Danials to take care of the head ache caused by all the tears Step 9: Drink a couple shots of Jack Danials and give yourself a peptalk about how you are stronger than the fat quarters and how you can cut them to make a larger covering. You just have to talk to the fat quarter. Step 10: Have another couple shots of Jack Danials and have a little talk with the fat quarter about why you have to cut it up Step 11: Carefully cut up all your fat quarters for this project inbetween shots of Jack Danials. Step 12: Wake up with hangover and wish those danged fat quarters would quit crying This is so funny!! I'd be on the floor if I drank that much Jack and probably bleeding too, but laughing my you know what off in the process!! |
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