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feffertim 01-12-2011 07:26 AM

I am suffering from quiltitus, I am a great starter but bad finisher, I suspect many quilters have this disease

DebbieJJ 01-12-2011 07:30 AM

Yep, add me to the list!

katrbee 01-12-2011 07:47 AM

I have 12 tops and two longarm machines and still can't get them all done. and starting two more tops.

quiltlonger 01-12-2011 07:52 AM

Thank goodness I've finally been given a second opinion Got a cure??

patricej 01-12-2011 07:52 AM

oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

you have quiltitus nofinishus

then there are:
quiltitus buytoomuchifus
quiltitus neverstarticus
- often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus

none of those are as bad, however, as
-quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
-quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!

feffertim 01-12-2011 07:53 AM

Probably the best cure is to stay off this site LOL

lyndad 01-12-2011 07:53 AM

Hi my name is Lynda and I'm a quiltaholic, join the crowd

MaRanda 01-12-2011 07:54 AM

Gotta cure? Sure - buy more fabric so you don't get depression too!! LOL

sewgull 01-12-2011 07:55 AM

I understand there is NO cure. This virus can be found in many quilts shops or sewing groups.

patricej 01-12-2011 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by feffertim
Probably the best cure is to stay off this site LOL

i wouldn't do that if i were you.

you will break out in the worst rash ... and in all the worst places! :shock: :lol:

EskapetheNorm 01-12-2011 08:15 AM

No cure yet, but 15 minutes per day of piecing or quilting can hold it in remission for about 24 hours!

nangars 01-12-2011 08:18 AM

Boy is that true. I have a couple of quilts that I just can't get with it. I have one made with in 7 squares, looked EZ to start with, but it is the last 7 squares that will be my down fall.

itsmesuzq 01-12-2011 08:20 AM

I love all phases of the quilting process. My problem is I tend to go faster and faster when I'm right at the finish line. This might not sound like a big problem...but my bindings really suffer. One was so bad that I waited awhile (about a week) and then I replaced the binding. The second time around it was so perfect! I guess I learn something from that and hold off finishing until I'm well rested. Or maybe make the binding the "beginning of the end". Did that make sense? lol

nangars 01-12-2011 08:20 AM

If I would stay off this site I might get some quilting done, but I found myself on here for hours? What is wrong with this picture?

lovingmama 01-12-2011 08:26 AM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

you have quiltitus nofinishus

then there are:
quiltitus buytoomuchifus
quiltitus neverstarticus
- often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus



none of those are as bad, however, as
-quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
-quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!


This is so funny, it does give me a good belly laugh

patricej 01-12-2011 08:27 AM

you just need to rearrange your furniture.

my computer and sewing machine are positioned within a short roll of each other. i can zip back and forth between the two.

it drives the dog crazy. she no sooner settles into a spot than i'm rolling back to it. :lol:

nangars 01-12-2011 08:32 AM

I passed this on to a couple of my quilter friends.

Sadiemae 01-12-2011 08:51 AM

After I have my house organized, I am going to work on my disease for this also.

Ramona Byrd 01-12-2011 09:25 AM

I'm afraid that it's a life long disease, no cure. I was infected as a child, my loving Grandmother infected me without knowing it. Poor thing, she never knew that it would never go away, that urge to fondle...fabrics and threads. The need to have more and more materials. The desperate need for "just one more color". I blame my Grandma for all of that.

Hello, my name is xxxx and I freely admit to being a (sob) fabricahollic.

feffertim 01-12-2011 09:41 AM

That is too funny !!! ROTF

feffertim 01-12-2011 09:43 AM

me too

amma 01-12-2011 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ

Originally Posted by feffertim
Probably the best cure is to stay off this site LOL

i wouldn't do that if i were you.

you will break out in the worst rash ... and in all the worst places! :shock: :lol:

ROFLMBO

cathyvv 01-12-2011 10:31 AM

Sounds like me with most housework. I start strong but finish weak. I do have a solution for that particular problem, though. I start where I finished the last time. If I can remember. If I don't leave it undone for so long that my husband does it...

AngieS 01-12-2011 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by feffertim
I am suffering from quiltitus, I am a great starter but bad finisher, I suspect many quilters have this disease

I suffer from the same disease......just didn't know what the name of it was. :(

:oops:

Lacelady 01-12-2011 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

you have quiltitus nofinishus

then there are:
quiltitus buytoomuchifus
quiltitus neverstarticus
- often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus

none of those are as bad, however, as
-quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
-quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!

Brilliant! ROTHLMAO :D :D :D

tlrnhi 01-12-2011 11:03 AM

Patrice...you crack me up!

quiltsRfun 01-12-2011 11:19 AM

I think I got it from an internet virus. :)

Shemjo 01-12-2011 12:08 PM

Yep, I got the disease as well, and most of the strains, too!

CarrieAnne 01-12-2011 12:18 PM

I think I have it too!

WisWis 01-12-2011 12:32 PM

Join the club.

Lucky Patsy's 01-12-2011 12:36 PM

Patrice! You crack me up! Yup, I probably have a termianl case of all of them!

sewTinker 01-12-2011 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

you have quiltitus nofinishus

then there are:
quiltitus buytoomuchifus
quiltitus neverstarticus
- often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus

none of those are as bad, however, as
-quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
-quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!


Congratulations, patrice. You have been promoted to cleverest quiltingBoard doctor. You have, however, neglected to mention cures or treatments. Don't tell me. I think I know. Incurable; only known treatment, Chocolate. Would you agree, doctor?

Tinabodina 01-12-2011 01:11 PM

I have suffered for over 20 years, but I still have not found a cure. :-)

gaigai 01-12-2011 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
you just need to rearrange your furniture.

my computer and sewing machine are positioned within a short roll of each other. i can zip back and forth between the two.

it drives the dog crazy. she no sooner settles into a spot than i'm rolling back to it. :lol:

Mine is the same way, and it seems I'm always yelling at the dog to move so that I can!! Poor thing. No wonder she prefers to lie on the couch with her head in Grammy's lap! LOL

CoventryUK 01-12-2011 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by cathyvv
Sounds like me with most housework. I start strong but finish weak. I do have a solution for that particular problem, though. I start where I finished the last time. If I can remember. If I don't leave it undone for so long that my husband does it...

I have all the symptoms but I'm happy in my own world!! :lol: I'm not looking for any cures!! :lol: Just need to adopt Cathyvv solution to housework!!! Sorted!!! :thumbup:

CoventryUK 01-12-2011 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by cathyvv
Sounds like me with most housework. I start strong but finish weak. I do have a solution for that particular problem, though. I start where I finished the last time. If I can remember. If I don't leave it undone for so long that my husband does it...

I have all the symptoms but I'm happy in my own world!! :lol: I'm not looking for any cures!! :lol: Just need to adopt Cathyvv solution to housework!!! Sorted!!! :thumbup:

Happy Treadler 01-12-2011 01:30 PM

I think quilting gave me OCD. I just don't know where to turn. So many projects, so little time...

patricej 01-12-2011 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by sewTinker
Congratulations, patrice. You have been promoted to cleverest quiltingBoard doctor. You have, however, neglected to mention cures or treatments. Don't tell me. I think I know. Incurable; only known treatment, Chocolate. Would you agree, doctor?

i believe most doctors prescribe either chocolate (in all its variations), wine, moonshine, or the patient's chosen combination thereof.

hello. my name is PatriceJ. i'm a chocolate covered fabriholic who also suffers from all known and as yet undiscovered strains of quiltitus.

please don't stare. just stuff fat quarters into my cup and move along.

:lol:

WisWis 01-12-2011 02:17 PM

I agree with all the answers.

gaigai 01-12-2011 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by PatriceJ
Hello. my name is PatriceJ. i'm a chocolate covered fabriholic who also suffers from all known and as yet undiscovered strains of quiltitus.

please don't stare. just stuff fat quarters into my cup and move along.
:lol:

I don't know about the chocolate-covered part Patrice. Brings to mind the Oscar Meyer Jingle. "Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer Weiner, that is what I do not want to be-e-e. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, there would soon be nothing left of me!"

(Averting her eyes and tossing a FQ into the cup as she walks quickly by) (For about half a block then falls on the ground LMAO!!)


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