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sandpat 12-08-2010 04:13 PM

That is hilarious! I love those types of instructions. I had NO idea what I was supposed to do. *hanging my head in shame*

MadQuilter 12-08-2010 04:14 PM

I find that oreo cookies can easily take the place of the powder. At least they taste better when you lick your fingers.

OneMoreQuilt 12-08-2010 04:17 PM

Does this mean I have to pick the threads off of my shirt too?
What if I just promise not to "try on" my quilts?

bjnicholson 12-08-2010 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by dkabasketlady
I do get dressed every day, but NO bra or panties for me so that fails me with the corset. No make-up since I left the factory in 2002, so NO lipstick for me either,lol! If someone comes over to my house then they enter at their own risk or don't come over at all,lol!!

Your kitty looks like it has the same opinion!!!!

jitkaau 12-08-2010 04:30 PM

These attitudes have always amused me as to where they originated - I don't think too many men would have cared how we looked whilst sewing, cooking, cleaning, (just so long as they didn't have to do it too often...) so - did we impose all of this on ourselves?? What a privilege to be somebody's slave..
Many thanks for the excerpta - very amusing. The 1950's school text books in Home Science in this country had similar entries.

Rosyhf 12-08-2010 04:42 PM

Oh I just saw this thread hahahahah....Well I am one that gets up and gets dressed and makeup et all, lol. I just feel good about myself when I am ready for the day. It sure was a good thing the day I was taken to emergency. I was showered dressed and made up. I have done it for years and hubby is always giving me compliments.

I guess the other part is that I have so many clothes from my shopping days hahahahahah...I have to wear them just like I have to use the fabric I buy...Now that's not to say that some days I do stagger out in my pj, and have coffee and sit in a daze for an hour or so before going through my ritual. Since I have always done my own hair and nails, it's no big deal.

I don't mind cooking and do cook but not everyday as hubby does all the cleaning...

shelrox 12-08-2010 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by Quilter Day-by-Day

Originally Posted by Sadiemae
You mean pj's aren't the best thing to dress in. I guess I failed this test!

I agree with you whole heartedly on this one. I failed too. I just finished reading everyones comments we all sound like we are related in one way or another. LMAO

I think it is the quilters in us that make us alike.. after all we have to be to understand each other.

seasaw2mch 12-08-2010 04:54 PM

I am so glad I didn't live back then. I would have never got any sewing done. Couldn't afford the plastic surgeon to make me look that damn good on a good day much less on a bad day.

Farm Quilter 12-08-2010 05:11 PM

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So, would they consider this appropriate?

All dress up, with jewelry, for sewing!
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butterflywing 12-08-2010 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by leatheflea
Most days Im rushing around at the last minute before dh gets home to get out of my jammies and comb my hair. spray some pledge in the air, pour bleach in the sink to make it smell like I did something besides sew.

that is so funny. i was notorious for pulling out the vacuum cleaner just before dh came home so it would look like i vacuumed. i had to remember to plug it in.

isn't it amazing what you can make someone believe without saying a word?

penski 12-08-2010 05:49 PM

wow there was nothing in that article that pertained to me !!!

Flying_V_Goddess 12-08-2010 06:00 PM

I epically fail all of those rules.

I'm surprised it didn't say something about language. I'm known for swearing endlessly when something goes horribly wrong.

eimay 12-08-2010 06:01 PM

HA!!!!

kbs 12-08-2010 06:05 PM

Boy am I glad I wasn't sewing back then, Sweats and socks work real well and I guess I could do my nails?

Calico Grammy 12-08-2010 06:09 PM

Doesn't everyone sew in their "party dress"?????

Caroltee 12-08-2010 06:28 PM

Nothing but the best for me. I sew in my sweatpants and my husbands oversized shirts. I am who I am and for better or worse. If DH comes home and am busy sewing I tell him when he fixes him something he can bring me some too. After raising my family and giving them 100% of my time I now live for me. When husband retired so did I…. We have a partnership marriage, and if he thinks something needs done then he can do it and vise a verse. Been married 49 happy years

pdcakm 12-08-2010 06:31 PM

{{{{uproarious laughter!!}}}} can't even type. as i sit here in my sweats with my hair pulled back in a clip to keep it out of my eyes. no husband to catch me but the dog would be surprised if i looked like that.

grandma Janice 12-08-2010 07:02 PM

I agree, we must all be sisters under the skin. I'm just glad to know there are so many like me. As for lipstick, they would go out of business if they depended on me. Never used all that stuff. I keep my house clean enough to be healthy and cluttered enough to be happy. My DH doesn't let things like that bother him. He's retired and we just enjoy each day the Good Lord gives us, him puttering in the yard or workshop and me in my sewing room. I do try to be flexible tho if he wants to go do something. I love my quilting but I love him more and I figure since I come from a line of long livers, I'll probably have plenty of time to quilt non stop later.

Boscobd 12-08-2010 07:18 PM

But I don't wanna wear a dress while sewing!!

kriscraft99 12-08-2010 07:19 PM

oh no.. I picked the wrong attire today, blue striped flannel pj pants, purple Uggs (my feet are cold) and a red shirt..

oh dear!



Originally Posted by Caer Urfa
Just loved this excerpt from a Singer Sewing Book circa 1900. How many of you abide by these rules?

When you sew, make yourself as attractive as possible.
Go through a beauty ritual of orderliness, have on a clean dress.
Be sure your hands are clean, fingernails smooth - nail file and pumice will help.
Always avoid hang nails.
Keep a little bag full of French chalk near your sewing machine where you can pick it up and dust your fingers at intervals.
This not only absorbs the moisture on your fingers, but helps keep your work clean.
Have your hair in order, powder and lipstick put on with care.
Looking attractive is a very important part of sewing for if you are making something for yourself, you will try it on at intervals in front of your mirror and you can hope for better results when you look your best.
Again, sewing must be approached with the idea that you are going to enjoy it and if you are constantly fearful that a visitor will drop in or your husband come home and you will not look neatly put together, you will not enjoy your sewing as you should.
Therefore "spruce up" at the beginning so that you are free to enjoy every part of the sewing you do.


kriscraft99 12-08-2010 07:22 PM

oh.. and I must say ~ a door-to-door salesman came today, rang the doorbell, I went to the door in my comfy flannel pj's (at 2:00 this afternoon), my hair on my head in a pony tail and my purple uggs ~ he asked if I was the "queen of the castle" and I said nope... I'm the maid.. ha ha ha ha!!

twistedsheets 12-08-2010 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by earlylace
too funny! I usually have a bad hair day while sewing!!!! OMG!

OMG Where did you get my picture??

cr12cats 12-08-2010 09:21 PM

funny, but I remember my aunt in Germany telling that the house should be done and always be dressed nice looking good for your husband when he comes home. that was in 1972 LOL. When I first got married I thought of that one day and got dressed and all and found out when I do DH comes in and just ask where is he taking me to dinner? after 30 years together if I have my street clothes on when I don't wnat to cook it still works like a charm.

justflyingin 12-08-2010 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by pookie ookie
Sounds like Flylady. Dress to your shoes!

And it goes so much against the culture where I live. We take off our shoes at the door! Wearing shoes in the house is considered dirty and a 'no-no'. When I tell people that Americans wear shoes in the house, bedroom, etc. they cringe.

fleurdelisquilts.com 12-08-2010 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by leatheflea
Most days Im rushing around at the last minute before dh gets home to get out of my jammies and comb my hair. spray some pledge in the air, pour bleach in the sink to make it smell like I did something besides sew.

Are you kidding? My dh wouldn't believe his nose. He knows the truth!

justflyingin 12-08-2010 09:36 PM


Times have really changed. We used to wear hats and gloves to church, and girls didn't wear jeans in those days!!! :lol:
This is for sure. If you watch an old gangster type movie, they are often dressed in suits!

Judie 12-08-2010 09:55 PM

I usually do try to get dressed, brush my teeth and hair and get the bed made up before I start sewing.. otherwise I may not get them done before dinner.. I hate having gungy teeth all day, so I do those things first..

I didn't know it was a rule though. Good thing most of us didn't live in the 1900's, we'd all be in the pokey for one infraction or another no doubt!!

glenda5253 12-08-2010 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by TX GMimi

Originally Posted by leatheflea
Most days Im rushing around at the last minute before dh gets home to get out of my jammies and comb my hair. spray some pledge in the air, pour bleach in the sink to make it smell like I did something besides sew.

You forgot to mention cooking (browning) onions to make him think you've been in the kitchen all day!! :lol: :lol:

The 'Pledge in the air' really got me to howling! :-D :D :D

ljorange 12-08-2010 11:13 PM

If my husband popped in he'd think I was having an affair!

TX GMimi 12-09-2010 04:00 AM


Originally Posted by Farm Quilter
So, would they consider this appropriate?

You've made my day! I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type! Maybe that's what we ALL look like early in the mornings and we just don't realize it!!

Thanks for sharing this cute photo!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

judi wess 12-09-2010 04:04 AM

Oh my goodness, there are others out there like me. The swiffer thingy in a corner and a can of scrubbing bubbles on the toilet tank, another touch.

Stitchnripper 12-09-2010 05:17 AM

HIlarious. Let me remember to do all this before I sit at the machine next time - or not and stick with my usual comfort clothes, hahaha.

natalieg 12-09-2010 05:23 AM

Too cute-oh how times have changed!

Tussymussy 12-09-2010 05:23 AM

Oh wow, I have not cleaned my teeth, washed or even dressed today - slobbing around as have a very nasty cold and a temperature. Does that mean I can't touch my sewing if I feel like doing some? Where would I get all that stuff? Sorry, no will just tidy myself, drag a brush thro my hair and sit with a quilt over my knee while I do some dainty hand stitched in front of the TV this afternoon.

Tinabodina 12-09-2010 05:26 AM

:D :D :D :D

laurafet 12-09-2010 05:29 AM

Sounds too much like a job to me. I agree with the concept, but within reason. I don't put shoes on until I go out the door. You will sew better if you feel good though, so yeah, pretty yourself up!

sherriequilts 12-09-2010 05:36 AM


Originally Posted by Randa

Originally Posted by raedar63
I refuse to wear a bra while sewing or in my home for that matter , glad I didn't grow up in 1900's.

Are you kidding me?? Running a boob through with a needle or pin doesn't sound like fun! I guess I could tie them in a knot to keep 'em outta the way!! LOL!

Or throw them over your shoulders! Mine went from 32B to 42L.

sherriequilts 12-09-2010 05:57 AM


Originally Posted by justflyingin

Originally Posted by pookie ookie
Sounds like Flylady. Dress to your shoes!

And it goes so much against the culture where I live. We take off our shoes at the door! Wearing shoes in the house is considered dirty and a 'no-no'. When I tell people that Americans wear shoes in the house, bedroom, etc. they cringe.

Not all Americans do. We take ours off too and several of my friends do as well. So can I come visit?!

Farm Quilter 12-09-2010 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by sherriequilts
Or throw them over your shoulders! Mine went from 32B to 42L.

Ohhh, poor thing! Mine went from 36F to 36C <G> So much happier...especially back and shoulders. And I don't HAVE to wear a bra unless I want to!

glenda5253 12-09-2010 08:43 AM


Originally Posted by sherriequilts

Originally Posted by Randa

Originally Posted by raedar63
I refuse to wear a bra while sewing or in my home for that matter , glad I didn't grow up in 1900's.

Are you kidding me?? Running a boob through with a needle or pin doesn't sound like fun! I guess I could tie them in a knot to keep 'em outta the way!! LOL!

Or throw them over your shoulders! Mine went from 32B to 42L.

For some of us everything has gone south so no worry.

:roll: :roll: :roll:


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