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pam1966 07-23-2010 12:16 PM

I started singing this one while at my machine-

"You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Bobbin Thread"

Any other one hit wonders for the quilting set that I've missed?

UglyCook 07-23-2010 12:27 PM

Sewin' to the Chapel, and I'm going to get quilting...

Terryl 07-23-2010 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by UglyCook
Sewin' to the Chapel, and I'm going to get quilting...

That's very clever :thumbup:

raptureready 07-23-2010 12:51 PM

I Gotta Sew, Babe. (I got you babe)

Rockin' Bobbin

Judie 07-23-2010 12:53 PM

You are all so clever...

bearisgray 07-23-2010 12:55 PM

Hungarian Rip-sody

aorlflood 07-23-2010 01:04 PM

"Oops, I did it again..."

"All by myself, I gotta sew all by myself"

mlaceruby 07-23-2010 01:08 PM

Funny!
it's too hot to be funny here today!
85 and the humidity is like 92%

Luv Quilts and Cats 07-23-2010 01:12 PM

Don't touch that! (my scissors) ( MC Hammer and "Can't touch that"

How about ( I Made a Yellow Brick Road) Elton John's Good bye Yellow Brick Road.

Or I Still haven't found the fabric I am looking for! U2's Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

raptureready 07-23-2010 01:15 PM

Whole Lotta Stitchin Going On

After Quilting In the Hot Afternoon

My Quilt, talkin' bout my quilt.

mlaceruby 07-23-2010 01:17 PM

you guys are just tooo much!!! LOL

littlehud 07-23-2010 01:23 PM

So funny. Keep it up.

cjomomma 07-23-2010 01:29 PM

Thank goodness I'm not the only one!!!!! I thought I was going crazy singing songs and replacing words with sewing or quilting. I was singing one the other day but can't remember it now.

Mousie 07-23-2010 01:38 PM

...just a rippin' and a stitchin'!
Little Mousie she's as busy as a quilting mouse can go,
I can't believe I want to eat and she keeps saying no!
She's just a quilting! :?

(John Anderson's: Just A Swinging! :lol: )

raptureready 07-23-2010 01:39 PM

And for the men on here let's not forget the ever popular Kenny Rogers hit Quilter of the County that started with the now famous line:

Everyone considered him the Quilter of the County....

mhunt1717 07-23-2010 01:48 PM

I find I don't need to change title words, but I do change intent!

"Everything I Own"
"I Wanna Make it with You"
"Hooked on You"
"Look What You've Done"

bearisgray 07-23-2010 01:52 PM

Stitching 9 to 5 (Working 9 to 5)

Sunbonnet Sue (Peggy Sue - Everly Brothers)

One More Stitch to Finish (One Less Bell to Answer)

These Fingers are Made for Quiltin (These Boots are Made for Walking)

cjomomma 07-23-2010 02:26 PM

How about: the quilt shack is a little ol' place where we can sew together. The B52's love shack.

lazyquilter 07-23-2010 02:35 PM

Glen Burnie, MD 98% with 3 digit humidy..I have a lot to do, but that would mean I would have to get up to go fram one place to the other... Yuck..

I don't really have a tune that I hum along to, but when I start pulling fabrics and setting u for a special quilt, then I can hear in my mind... "send in the clowns" because that's when a friend or my DD, my DIL or my grand daughters will stop by and say.. "Whatcha doing".... and there's always my beloved who looks at my fabrics and says, are you going to match those up with each other?...... just about that time I smile and say, stove's broke...

Candace 07-23-2010 03:32 PM

"Rip it, rip it good" sung to Devo's Whip It.

BellaBoo 07-23-2010 03:44 PM

Quilting in the morning,
Quilting in the evening,
Quilting at supper time.
Won't you be my buddy and quilt with me all the time!

bluebird 07-23-2010 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by BellaBoo
Quilting in the morning,
Quilting in the evening,
Quilting at supper time.
Won't you be my buddy and quilt with me all the time!

That one did it, now I can't quit singin' :wink:

roseOfsharon 07-23-2010 04:19 PM

We all love a singer sewing machine, a singer sewing machine, a singer sewing machine..... (insert your sewing machine name).. Let's SING... We ALL Love a ..... sewing machine, a ..... sewing machine, a ...... sewing machine.. :) Tune from Yellow submarine :)

roseOfsharon 07-23-2010 04:20 PM

OOHHH I am now singing BellaBoo's tune!

I am just reading over all the songs and requests keep coming in! on Radio QB105.. Worldwide radio...Send in yours from 9 to 5.. Here's one going out to the Ladies of QB Message Board.....

top, batting, bottom and stitch... top, batting, bottom and stitch.. quilting cake, do the quilting cake... little to the left, little to right, that's right .. now stitch, stitch, stitch..... ( do the ice cream and cake song )

redquilter 07-23-2010 04:45 PM

These are hysterical. You guys are a riot.

nursie76 07-23-2010 04:53 PM

If you're quilting and you're happy, stitch a seam,
If you're quilting and you're happy, stitch a seam....

or...

When I am FMQing I hum the Skaters Waltz:

So smoothly we stitch, loop, loop..loop, loop
The stitches so neat, swirl, swirl...swirl,swirl..

mtnmama 07-23-2010 05:08 PM

Zac Brown Band, Toes
Toes on the pedal,
butt in the chair,
not a worry in the world,
a seam ripper in my hand.

bearisgray 07-23-2010 05:17 PM

A tisket, a tasket,
a green and yellow basket

renee765 07-23-2010 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by bearisgray
Hungarian Rip-sody

You are so funny - made me laugh out loud! I will always think of this one!

amandasgramma 07-23-2010 05:22 PM

Crazy...........I'm so crazy for quilting! (patsy cline - Crazy)

amandasgramma 07-23-2010 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by nursie76
If you're quilting and you're happy, stitch a seam,
If you're quilting and you're happy, stitch a seam....

or...

When I am FMQing I hum the Skaters Waltz:

So smoothly we stitch, loop, loop..loop, loop
The stitches so neat, swirl, swirl...swirl,swirl..

DANG YOU!!! Now that darn song is in my head for a week!!!:? :?

Joyce 07-23-2010 05:26 PM

These are all so funny. I like the stitcher's waltz for future use.

nursie76 07-23-2010 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by amandasgramma

Originally Posted by nursie76
If you're quilting and you're happy, stitch a seam,
If you're quilting and you're happy, stitch a seam....

or...

When I am FMQing I hum the Skaters Waltz:

So smoothly we stitch, loop, loop..loop, loop
The stitches so neat, swirl, swirl...swirl,swirl..

DANG YOU!!! Now that darn song is in my head for a week!!!:? :?

LOL! Isn't it annoying when you get a song in your head and just can't get it out?

nursie76 07-23-2010 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by Joyce
These are all so funny. I like the stitcher's waltz for future use.

OH Joyce! That is great! Stitchers Waltz! I will never think of it by the right name again! :lol:

dungeonquilter 07-23-2010 05:34 PM

Have any of you heard of Cathy Miller, the singing quilter? I have 3 of her CD's.
Some of the titles are: Scrap Bag Polka, 100 Ways to Hide Your Stash, Patchwork of Life, 12 Step Plan for Quilters, You Can Quilt That Out, Quilter's Alphabet, Before I Was a Quiltmaker, Quilter's Husband's Lament.
There is a lot of humor in most of these songs.

Joyce 07-23-2010 05:47 PM

Yes, I listened to her on You Tube this afternoon thanks to a forum member. I just loved it!

sewgull 07-23-2010 05:53 PM

Whol'lota stitching Goin' on (Whol' lota Shaking Goin' On)

RipOut ( theme old tv program RawHide)

aorlflood 07-23-2010 07:38 PM

"You're so vain...you prob. think this quilt is for you..."

"It's my fabric and I'll sew if I want to, sew if I want to...you would sew too if it belonged to you."

aorlflood 07-23-2010 07:40 PM

And let's not forget Barbra Striesand singing "You don't buy me fabric, anymore".

SSTeacher 07-24-2010 02:16 AM

We've got "tons of fabric"

A 50s oldie--"You load sixeen tons and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt.


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