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sylviasmom 01-04-2018 09:00 AM

Middle school sewing class: According to the teacher. Material is what you start with, your basic form of any construction, a dress, skirt or blouse. In this case a quilt. I will need various forms of material, fabric, batting, and thread. I use the term fabric.

RonieM 01-04-2018 09:03 AM

My husband calls it material too. Drives me nuts!

Boston1954 01-04-2018 10:42 AM

Jim sometimes calls my Fiskars a pizza cutter. I let him, because honestly, I have done that too, in jest.

JanieH 01-04-2018 10:59 AM

I remember in the pilot episode of NCIS that a reference is made to "crocheting" one of the rules on a pillow. Every time I watch that episode I get ready to shout "embroider" at the tv though sometimes I shout "cross stitch" to give some variety.

sprice 01-04-2018 11:32 AM

A friend made a very intricate little quilt as a commemoration of a wedding--names, dates, etc.--and got a note back--Thanks for the potholder!

RuthiesRetreat3 01-04-2018 01:44 PM

I cringe when I show or give a quilt and someone says "Oh you made this? How quaint"

bkay 01-04-2018 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Onebyone (Post 7975661)
Mine is when someone says material instead of fabric. I don't correct them but I say ugh to myself.

I'm from Texas and getting on up there in years. When I was a child, everyone called it "material". It gives me a nostalgic feeling when I hear it.

bkay

ptquilts 01-04-2018 04:33 PM

I have heard it called both, but I use fabric because it is shorter and more specific. Material is more general, the first definition is "the matter from which a thing is or can be made.".

Now how about the difference between material and materiel?

cathylynn 01-04-2018 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by mom-6 (Post 7975731)
Some of us grew up calling it material so it tends to come out at unexpected moments.

yep. it was material during home ec back in the sixties.

SherB 01-04-2018 11:27 PM

Does anyone call it “cloth”?

LenaBeena 01-05-2018 03:03 PM

Heard this from a guy standing in front of a rack of magazines at the airport: "Why all these magazines about quilts? Nobody makes them anymore!" Oh, my!

emcay 01-05-2018 03:29 PM

Grew up with an extremely talented seamstress mother who always used "material" for our "outfits". Never " fabric" for our "garments". Guess I'm nostalgic too. I also smile at "sewist" but prefer that to "sewer" because it could be confused with a plumbing term!

Stitchnripper 01-05-2018 05:19 PM

I am befuddled when people say "Muslim" for muslin and "taunt" for taut. My first quilting teacher did this. She was wonderful and I learned a lot from her. But she used those words!!

SusieQOH 01-05-2018 06:57 PM

I was watching a very famous quilter on Youtube the other day and she said "Never use can-ed air" when cleaning your machine. I thought I heard her wrong but she said it twice! I never heard anyone say that!!!

QuiltBoy 01-05-2018 07:08 PM

A funny little quirk I see is most of the writing on quilting assume the reader is female

Kelsie 01-05-2018 08:35 PM

My history (in Western Canada) is the same as KenmoreGal2's. Three years of Home Ec and you cut your "material" to make your dress. Was there a geographical difference in terminology that has now spread and taken over with computer usage? Is "material" now considered a bad word?

SusieQOH 01-06-2018 06:18 AM

I think the word fabric just evolved. When I learned how to sew they called it material.

mindless 01-11-2018 01:27 PM

I just found this thread, and I gotta say...
WOW! there sure seems to be a LOT of quilt police, er...quirks in our little quilting/blanket/material world. *giggle*
:)

meyert 01-11-2018 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by Chester the bunny (Post 7975043)
Why do we cut big pieces of fabric into little pieces of fabric only to sew them together to make a large piece of fabric.......

I say this one alot!! ha ha ha ha

AngelaS 01-11-2018 06:08 PM

My mom always called it material and I did too when I was learning to sew. But that was 30 years ago and we also called the couch a ‘davenport.’

quilting cat 01-11-2018 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by maryjane (Post 7976091)
It's a minor cringe really but my inner spell checker wants to scream when someone puts "boarders" on their quilt. I always picture the guy you rent a room to climbing onto your quilt center. Now if you want to create a "border" for your quilt to separate it from other segments or the edge I'm fine with that.

I'm with you, neighbor! Books with misspelled or misused words annoy me, two!

quilting cat 01-11-2018 07:49 PM


Originally Posted by rosiewell (Post 7976419)
when someone says "oh you sew? can you fix my dress? or make curtains or.....

DH has t-shirt that says "No, I cannot fix your computer." Same line of reasoning.


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