If you can't see a mistake from 5 feet away or find it after 5 weeks, it doesn't count.

Is this really a thing?

Never thought about it that way. But it is so true. Titanic was the one to fail her maiden voyage.

Lol. My favorites are the funny ones y'all have posted. 😂. Here are some I've seen that crack me up:

It's not hoarding if it's fabric.

Fabricologist: one who has perfected the art of fabric stashing.

Quilters aren't greedy. They are just materialistic.

Quotes for quilters!
 

My Stepfather told me once that if you don't make a mistake, you are not doing anything.

Finished is better than perfect

It sort of is for me. My husband has no idea what I buy. And the truth is, he usually spends a lot more money than I do so he doesn't say a word.

Yepper! all of that refers to me. Even the dust. It is getting close to sewing time again.

I'm just getting into a flying geese quilt and I am calling it "I Will Cut You". I'm using my new Accuquilt and the sashing has scissors printed on it. This is my new favorite quilt related saying.