i wish my machine would tell my husband ,buy nellie a long arm quilting machine so she can let me rest

clean my house and cook dinner.

LMAO!!

That's the BEST one I've read!!

I wish mine would pull the pins for me before it comes to them.
Magically never run out of bobbin thread.
Change thread colors in an instant and then rethread itself.
Go to the bathroom for me, so I don't have to stop and get up and go
I'm sure I can think of much more, but agree with what others have posted....EXCEPT for turning into a beautiful woman! lol

I was afraid to get off course but I would really like it if I could burn the same (or more) number of calories sitting at the sewing machine as I would get while running on the treadmill. OK, I would settle for walking on the treadmill since that's all I do anyway.

I wish mine would provide winning Powerball numbers...in advance.

I'm all by myself when sewing, so it would be nice if it talked and gave me lessons...a cup of coffee now and then would be good. :D

I wish my sewing machine would get busy as soon as I leave the room and put everything back in it's place, vac the mess of threads and such off the carpet, reorganize my fabric, etc., etc., etc., and of course sew all my projects perfect...IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? :wink:

I wish my machine had a "make it fit' button to press so that seams and blocks fitted perfectly.

ranger

wow, love these answers but I agree if my machine would go to the bathroom for me and get the phone! before caller gives up bc i am slow, (fibromyalgia), then i wouldn't get distracted from my project. oh yeah, have a phone right there, duh...ok, so make more free time for me to sew. that would be a GREAT machine. hey, GK, you could make a cover for machine with woman on it? ...not the same? sorry, lol.