Retreat prank needed
#51
Too cute!!!
That's not the description of the device.
That's not the description of the device.
Okay, here's one of my "off-color" pranks... At retreat, we all leave the room and head to the lodge for meals at the same time. One day at lunch, someone slipped out early, placed a "battery-operated marital aid" inside the storage compartment of someone else's sewing machine, turned it on, and slipped back out. When we all filed back to our machines, we heard the buzzing! The owner of the machine took it out and apparently had no idea what it was - the rest of us were on the floor, howling.
#52
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 466
One time , my sister & I were at a retreat. Someone unwrapped several feet from her spool of thread, cut it & then wrapped it back on the spool. When she was doing her chain sewing, she didn't notice when she got to the cut thread. She had quite a few squares on the floor that weren't sewn.
#55
Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Iowa
Posts: 143
If you're by a door with tile block ceilings, prop 2 blocks up a little so a string easily slips through. Tie a fake spider to the end of the string. Keep the spider close to the ceiling, but drop the spider down when a quilter walks through!
#56
#57
At the end of a long night of quilting, grab a few seam rippers and put them in a paper cup filled with water. Stick it in the freezer overnight. In the morning when people are missing their seam rippers, check the freezer for ice for your drink and discover them. They cannot microwave them to defrost and running hot water in the cup will take a good few minutes.
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