Sewbiz, I commented that I didn't believe the frequency of harvesting sperm from a rooster was a "frequently asked question" the comment about the smart phone was implying the rooster was using the missing smart phone to look up "chicken porn" online.

I remember the FAQ that wasn't... ha. But I guess I didn't make the cell phone/porn connection. Never realized that was one of the uses of a cell phone. :eek:

A smart phone connects to the internet.

I hadn't thought abt it that way. My thought was simply the rooster simply wanted to know about harvesting the little swimmers for whatever reason. GramE?

Ok..this has gone to the birds!! LOL...thanks for the laughs...hope those naked chickens are warm!!

All I can picture is one dancing around ....

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They do "dance" when they first get their clothes. Here is one of Rudy when he first got his snow pants. There have been way funnier fittings, but we haven't got them on video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxB2r6eNufQ

France what a gorgeous quilt this is going to be! I love the medallion, the colors, your beautiful embroidered baskets. What's not to love!

Kass, I love your space quilt so much I'm thinking I should buy some space fabric for the next swap. hmmmm I'll think about it!

As far as roosters, hmmmmmmm That was one for the birds!

I NEVER used those words in a post! I'm innocent of all accusations! Maybe he just thought he had ED & was looking for consolation or a solution. Oh my, this hole is getting deeper. I need to stop digging. :mad:

looks right ready for roasting! If you can convince him to get into the pot!?!?!!