b'cuz... it don't... that's why...
you have to have a bonafide real you pay for the shots and neutering/spaying puppy :D

I would take the trimmings back to the neighbors :)

If you have a video camera and can catch them in the act... you can then ping them when they come in your yard....

My Mom is getting a good giggle out of this, too...I have to read it to her at least once a week....BTW, I have some snowman poop if you want some....

Just wanted to say that I received my Secret Santa package today. My hubby took it and hid it on me ... He wouldn't even let me shake it or hold it.

My Secret Santa package will be leaving in the next couple of days .... to where ... out of Country ...

Dreamer...Don't start blaming my little innocent Tinkerbelle, again...after the last time, she promised she would behave and not let you bribe her anymore.

So....start rewrapping, young lady....

Tink has more class....she leaves her goodies in the backyard and in a corner....she needs her privacy to leave those kind a goodies.
Besides, Tink is on a special diet and most doggie treats will make her sick...

Hey! I too get those decorations in my front yard! They really aren't all that pretty if you know what I mean! We have a lawn company in our area that will scoop for a fee but I really shouldn't have to pay for decorations that aren't mine
Now about that naughty corner should we put the mailman in there for crushing dreamers Santa box? Just a thought! I guess it depends on what he looks like!