Well a couple of good friends of mine
Elmo and Patsy
Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy song.

I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about...... ... ...
Well...yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the
family and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..."

Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record.

And it goes a little something like this:

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)

Got my package today! Put it in my sewing room and since it says fragile I was a good girl and didn't shake it. Thanks to my SS can't wait to open it!

No more waiting for me! No more waiting for me! My package arrived today!!!
Funny thing though, it says it was mailed to me from my own address. I wonder who that could be........
Now I just have to wait for December 9th!

Okay, Placentia, CA, my package arrived today. Is is you QA? In any case, whomever you are, Thank you and the package is safe in the middle of my dining room table. We're going out for Thanksgiving, so won't be using table for awhile - figured it's show good there and remind me not to forget reveal day - as if I could. Thanks again.

Wish my Santa receivee would post - there's been nothing from her on the board at all. Since it's across the pond, I don't have a delivery confirmation. If it's you - PLEASE - just post here - let me know that you got it , I know your board name and will know it's safe (the package)

Vanogay, My Santaeee hasn't posted anything since way back when, but the PO says it was delivered Saturday, so hope she at least let Terri know she got it.

Dreamer..............I can come up with some REALLY tall dreams!

La La La Can't hear youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

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I got mine in the mail today, santa's pal says it was from Corencro, LA. Now it's sitting here staring at me[ATTACH=CONFIG]376913[/ATTACH]

WOOO HOOO! My package arrived today! It's from KINGWOOD, TEXAS! Can't wait to open it. I did shake it -- very gently -- and it did a small clunk, no jingles. Is it Dec. 9 yet? How much longer? Are we there yet?

Thank you, Secret Santa!

Thank you Secret Santa! My package arrived today and I did shake it... It rattles saying "open me now, open me now". I need to hide it, well. Ironing pile would be a good place, LOL. Pfafftown, you say, hmmmm. Bears further investigation....THANK YOU!