all I can say is if the horns fit ... as for fake wings... I'll let you think what you want ... for it all comes out in the washing as my daddy always said ... :wink:

Menopause Day :?: :?: :?: Awareness? Is that like saying those around the gal having a hot flash is not aware of the big M?

But did you know that on October 18th, 1929 that Canadian women were first declared to be legally considered as 'persons', and therefore eligible to join the Senate of Canada. And it's still a mans world. It has been a long hard struggle for women of Canada and the world.

ATTENTION ALL INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS:
OK....without giving away who I have, I have a couple of questions. Are there restrictions on what can be sent or items that would slow down delivery to your country? Also, are there certain items that are harder to come by where you are from? If you all give answers then you will help all of the "Santas" out there who have an international partner.....not saying that I do or anything...just curious! ROFL!! :lol:

Okay I live in Canada and the only thing I can think of that might slow things at customs would be plants or animals! I will actually check when I get the mail today. It is a good question. I know live plants and animals can cause problems!!! In more ways then one!!!! LOL :lol:

When completing the customs report the item needs to be noted as a gift and with a value of $60 CDN or less otherwise it would be subject to duties and taxes. Of course coal prices are down so those naughty ones (like trupeach1 for telling fibs) will be getting a sleighfull of coal.

So chocolate can be sent to Canada with no problems at customs???

Hay I have been good all day.

Got it. I've been doing my reading on this thread. So this really means: No live lizards. No live bugs. But they're OK if they are covered in chocolate.

I hear chocolate covered grasshoppers are coveted in some places in the world. :mrgreen:

Well I have just spoken with Santa and he told me that all those loveeeeeeeely little pressies you are getting will all be filled with COAL :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :thumbdown:
That will teach you!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you been spying??????????????????????? Santa doesn't like that. You are teatering???? :thumbup: :thumbdown:

When filling out the Customs Forms....DO NOT put $60CDN on there, some of the people at the post offices here CANNOT read!!
Just put $20 for the amount and they will know that means $20US

Santa loves me. I'm one of his favorite elves because where I live is a whole lot warmer than the North Pole. We don't shovel much snow down here. We might shovel a lot of other stuff that I'm not supposed to talk about.

Just so you know. I don't spy...I data mine like a good little lab fairy should. I'll go back to seam ripping now like a good little wannabe quilter... :cry: Of course, I'm stocking up on gecko's and grasshoppers and ants and chocolate for just in case. :mrgreen:

I am your friend ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) But I still think someone should go on the Naughty list and It isn't ME. or YOU

OMG Someone put me on the NAUGHTY LIST NOT FAIR NOT FAIR Wait till Santa hears about this! He may just STOP production until I am taken off that silly list.

Have no fear Wonder Peach is here.

OK so I spoke to Santa, you were in the potty at the time. Boy oh boy do you use the potty a lot and to think it is an outhouse don't you freeze your butt off????? Wait I got side tracked.........Santa said there is someone and he is not naming name who has been PRETENDING the are nice but they are naughty. They have a way, (now he doesn't know how) but they are putting nice peoples names on the naughty list. Now he knows what internet service they have and he has contacted their network. Without this persons knowledge their computer will have a special signal that will alert Santa through my computer that they are messing around with the naught and nice list. As I said above there are no computers at the North Pole that is why it has to be done through mine. When this person is writing lies Santa will know. It is kind of like a lie detector test though their computer. We should know in a few days who this mean lying person is. Hold tight your name should be removed from the naughty list soon.

BUT and there is a BUT, you did say Teri should get coal which wasn't very nice she is hosting SS and has worked hard to keep everything organized so if the finding results were that there is no one tampering with the lists then you very well deserve to be on the naughty list for saying Teri should get coal. In that case Wonder Peach can not help you.

LMAO!!!

Go re read the post I added to it.

ROFL!

your really have to be careful... Terri was "Head Elf" last year...

Gday, I from Aust, and seeds, plants,unless well sealed. pls don't send animals, poor things would last with australia post delivering them. LOL. Food that is cryopac (not sure of spelling) is ok. Problably just check with the post office. They are sure to know what's not allowed these days. I never really thought about at what we are and aren't allowed to send. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. :)

And I'm STILL Head Elf!
I got the shirt to prove it! :)

I am really glad to hear from all points of the globe on the mail rules. I'm a really new elf and just earning my pointy ears. I would hate to be put on the naughty list because my gift was stuck on someone's border. Not that I might be sending anything that crosses a border but you never know...

Hey, ME TOO. I am getting my left hip replaced soon too. I had my right hip replaced and the physical therapy is walking! Can't beat that. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I am busy trying to get my quilting swap deadlines met. Don't want to miss out on any of the fun. :-D

Ok I was a little pre mature Terri your back on the Nice list with me! But no more lies

Trupeach We are the only ones that do not belong on the NAUGHTY list. You need to tell Santa to disconnect all the little devils computer signals going to the North Pole so No more LIES can be spread.

I am not on the naughty list

OMG.............I am still on the naughty list. Teri is head elf she could fit it.

Teri............DO YOU HEAR ME??????????????? TAKE ME OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST asap!!!!!!!!!!!!! or I'll pray for you!!!!!! LOL

Let them all lie the truth will come out in the end. The naught list is nothing more then that just a list.

Sticks and stones could brake our bones but words will never hurt us!!!!!!!

Now my concern is Sandpat, what is that little devil up to???? And where is she, Was she here yesterday??????? I don't think so so that could only mean one thing she is traveling and where on Gods little green earth could she be headed??????? I don't trust her, nope not for a second. She pretends she is SOOOO NICE but she is a wolf in sheeps clothing. I bet she is out hunting frogs or turtles or snakes. She will put them in some unexpecting persons package and have those replites all wrapped up and tied with a bow so that they think they are getting a beautiful pressie and when they open it it will be a nasty joke. I do not trust Sandpat. For those who don't know last year I received a frog. Yep a frog and the sender was too afraid to identify themself they hid behind the SS and had that as the name and my addy as the return addy on the box. Who else but Sandpat would have sent a frog? I warn you all Patty is up to no good. Now I wonder where she could be.............probably in some slim bog gathering critters???????? Be forwarned if your box smells like a swamp DO NOT and I mean DO NOT take any chances of opening your pressie in the house. Take it as far away as you can, it they are alive you do not want anything running into the house. If they are dead you don't want it stinking up you house. If you opened a pressie and have something leap out at you it could scar you for life. I don't want anyone suffering from post tramatic stress disorder so please be careful!!!!!!!!!!

OMG go check out the list I have my little toe on the nice list..........YYYYYYIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE. It also says to pray for me. PLEASE if Teri sent out a prayer sheet do not say those prayer use your own prayers. Thanks

I'm being a little naughty because I'm suppose to be working right now. But I wanted to make sure that my super hero peachy has taken care of that Naughty list for me.

I will not be opening any smelly pressies you can count on that!!

I just checked you are still on the naughty list. Did you make a public apologie to Teri on the open forum???????? If not maybe you should. She has this power thing going because she is Head Elf so suck up to her, she likes that and maybe she will take you off the naughty list. Or bribe her with fabric I know she is a reall sucker for fabric she would do just about anything to add to her stash. Santa said there isn't anything he could do about it you did say she should get coal. I tried really I did but there is nothing more I can do. On second thought maybe you can devise a plan. Maybe hack into her computer and change the entire naught and nice list Even switch names so that the people will be buying pressies their person asked for but then when they go to mail it to them it is a different persons addy. OH OH this is so good..... do that change the addy's around leave the names the same. Someone who wanted calico FQ's might now get animal print. They are going to think Teri messed up and won't let her be Head Elf next year. This is such a great plan you could be Head Elf next year (I don't want the job it is too much work) you could do it, Then you and I could be on the nice list and all the naughty people could be where they belong on the naughty list. This is genius.............

Oh looky look the list is getting closer to reflecting the true character of me the Littleone; it states" Has her big toe on the Nice List. That's cause I have been behaving myself and not getting into any nasty verbal slinging.


Secret Santa Secret Santa time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
I've been good, but I can't last
Hurry Secret Santa, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a quilting hoop
I can hardly stand the wait
Please Secret Santa, don't be late :lol:

Nice song and I thought I was the only one who didn't have a life. :D :D

I think your date and time works for me....Hawaii's time will be 1pm so it's seems like a good time for us in the Pacific Ocean.

Ooops, I think I made a mistake....with your change of time coming up soon, might be noon Hawaii time. Golly, can never remember since we never have daylight savings time changes here.

Ummmm Trupeach ... this NOT helping you to achieve your goal of being on the "nice" list ... however ... I will still pray for you ...

Nice song and I thought I was the only one who didn't have a life. :D :D[/quote]

Can't take the credit for most of the lyrics, borrowed them from
Alvin and The Chipmunks. I loved that song when I was a kid, oh maybe I am still a kid..........ride my bike hands free, stomp in mud puddles, draw faces on steamy windows, those were the days.

How many days left?? :roll:

Now even though it would be fun and funny to change the addresses :evil:HEE HEE I could not, yes not even me, I could not do that to Terri. (Maybe to someone else we wont mention names? But you know )How can I suck up to her, apologize to her and then devise YOUR plan. I think you are trying to trick me so that ONLY MY NAME is on the NAUGHTY list and you, yes YOU will now be on the NICE list??? huh huh huh???? What do you say to that!!!!!!!! :-(

OH LITTLEONE Do LOVE THE SONG. SING IT AGAIN, HUMMM SING IT AGAIN!!!!