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Children's Science Exam
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
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Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.
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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep
it in the cow.
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Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between
the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your
bowels and you get intercontinental.
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
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Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A:
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels
A, E, I, O, and U.
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Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
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Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
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Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section." A: The Cesarean
Section is a district in Rome.
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Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be
after you be eight.