JOKE: Hymn #365
HYMN # 365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down... The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' See you at the river !! _______________________________ |
Baptize me in that "dirty" water (from Trace Adkins)
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Amen Sister!
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LOL! Poor planning on this one! or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Seen this before, but it's still cute.
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Oh my gosh..that is too funny!!!
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Amen wouldn't that be something???
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LOL!! Thanks
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:D Sounds like the streams that flow from the big Rock Candy Mountain.
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I just need to know which river....lol
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