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SusieQOH 07-05-2018 03:09 PM

Who's In The Mood For A Funny?
 
My doctor told me this the other day at my annual physical:


A woman is looking in the mirror and she's discouraged. She says "I'm old, I'm fat, I'm wrinkled" Her husband is there and she says "Dear, please pay me a compliment".
The husband says "You have great eyesight".


I'm a little punchy from this heat wave and I cracked up :D

SillySusan 07-05-2018 05:38 PM

HeeHeeHee! I can only raise a little giggle. It's hot and dry here in central North Carolina, also. It's been in the high 90s for a couple of weeks. Ugh!

cashs_mom 07-05-2018 07:28 PM

:D :D :D Made me laugh!

Frances41 07-06-2018 04:01 AM

I know it is very humid also.

Battle Axe 07-06-2018 05:00 AM

This a.m. in Northern Indiana, the weather took a change for the better. It is just lovely outside. No flies, no mosquitoes, a good light breeze from the East, a bad sign, and no humidity and a temp of 72. No clouds.

Marcia

SusieQOH 07-06-2018 05:04 AM

My prayers have been answered!! It's a bit cooler today. I swear you couldn't even breathe outside before!

mamagrande 07-06-2018 06:03 AM

Sometimes you do look in the mirror and she fat, wrinkles and old...but then you think well I can still get around and sew, quilt and garden..so what. Yes, husbands sometimes say funny things.
We have an average 97 for a few days, and morning in the 60-70 range...but that will change this weekend and will be 100 - 103 predicted for a week but no humidity.

sewbizgirl 07-06-2018 06:58 AM

That husband was probably just as fat, old and wrinkled... and on top of that, bald! :D

Liz92B 07-06-2018 07:11 AM

so ... when is the husband's funeral?!?! {giggle}

nativetexan 07-06-2018 07:21 AM

yes, but women don't care about looks that much- on other people. Husband's get away with a lot! punchy, punch. oh yes, punch him...


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