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butterflywing 06-26-2009 02:46 PM

Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
That's why I had to pass this on, I didn't want to risk it.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it and walk away

Mousie 06-26-2009 03:05 PM

oh, i am loving that diet...but the best part,...is my new way of handling stress! LOL!!!! :lol:

beachlady 06-26-2009 04:01 PM

I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?

sandpat 06-26-2009 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by beachlady
I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?

only if your a boy :wink: .....

sewjoyce 06-26-2009 04:06 PM

I love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ninnie 06-26-2009 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by beachlady
I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?







So sorry beachlady, I have been there. Just have yourself a good old fashioned pity party and you will feel better! Also it helps if you throw something! :wink:

butterflywing 06-26-2009 07:15 PM


Originally Posted by beachlady
I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?


yes - and pee against someone else's leg!

amma 06-26-2009 07:31 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good One :lol: :lol: :lol:

JoanneS 06-26-2009 08:56 PM

Don't cry Beachlady - think about your fabulous new sewing room! And about all of us having a Sew -In. Or is that why you're crying?

Granny B 07-07-2009 07:32 AM

That's the greatest diet I ever heard of. I'd have to squat to pee. Does that count as exercise?


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