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Guaranteed 10-lb Weight Loss Diet

Old 06-26-2009, 02:46 PM
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Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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That's why I had to pass this on, I didn't want to risk it.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it and walk away
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Old 06-26-2009, 03:05 PM
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oh, i am loving that diet...but the best part,...is my new way of handling stress! LOL!!!! :lol:
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:01 PM
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I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?
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Originally Posted by beachlady
I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?
only if your a boy :wink: .....
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I love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by beachlady
I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?






So sorry beachlady, I have been there. Just have yourself a good old fashioned pity party and you will feel better! Also it helps if you throw something! :wink:
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by beachlady
I wish I could butterflywing - pee on it that is. Today our move got to me and I have been crying at anything. Do you have to lift your leg when you pee?

yes - and pee against someone else's leg!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good One :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't cry Beachlady - think about your fabulous new sewing room! And about all of us having a Sew -In. Or is that why you're crying?
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That's the greatest diet I ever heard of. I'd have to squat to pee. Does that count as exercise?
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