I drive the QP nuts by purposely making my binding a different size on each side of the quilt. Per my choice, I will often make a wider binding on the back. It's two different quilts, and it's a design choice IMHO.
Now as a teacher, I do tell my students about Arkansas rules: strange quilt laws that I've only heard of here, so they are prepared if they enter shows.
Other than that, I tell them that I am the QP and can be easily bribed with chocolate!
I've been quilting for many years, and have yet to make a 'perfect' quilt. And, I believe there's more than one way to do everything.