I actually have a label for Sue - it may need some more tweaks but here is the gist:
“Sunbonnet Sue’s Nightmares” (2016)
by Martina Graham and Friends
(BettyBoopTX, Ducky, gaigai, kwhite & sandpat)
Poor Sue, what did you do - how did you land in a pot of stew?
Poor Sue, tied to a spit – slathered with sauce until she lost her wit.
Poor Sue, shy and coy - rolled into sushi with wasabi and soy.
Poor Sue, stumbled on a rock - the birds attacked her in a flock.
Poor Sue, such a plodder - ended up as Eagle fodder.
Poor Sue, out of practice - fell off the horse onto a cactus.
Poor Sue held a snake as a joke; the reptile coiled tight
and every bone broke.
Poor Sue in a web - arms stretched wider was tackled by
a giant spider.
Poor Sue, nosey looky-loo - got buried under pachyderm poo.
Poor Sue simply felt sick, in her watery crypt with a lock
she couldn’t pick.
Poor Sue, lost on a trip - got beamed up to the mothership?
Poor Sue what a gaffe, the magic act cut her up in half.
Poor Sue stumbled from a bar - got run over by a car.
Poor Sue mixed pills and booze; no longer does she sing the blues.
Poor Sue on her way to the loo got attacked by fighting Sioux.
Poor Sue, pulled from the grave – now she’s Frankenstein’s
monster’s slave.
Poor Sue on the garden path - struck down by the goddess’ wrath.
Poor Sue cast a spell with a chicken foot – now she is turned
to rags and wood.
Poor Sue, hot flash made her fuss – she blew up and turned
to cosmic dust.
Poor Sue bade us farewell - will she be in heaven or will it be hell?
(I know the answer but will not tell.)