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Old 05-20-2016, 08:24 AM
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MadQuilter
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I actually have a label for Sue - it may need some more tweaks but here is the gist:

“Sunbonnet Sue’s Nightmares” (2016)

by Martina Graham and Friends

(BettyBoopTX, Ducky, gaigai, kwhite & sandpat)

Poor Sue, what did you do - how did you land in a pot of stew?

Poor Sue, tied to a spit – slathered with sauce until she lost her wit.

Poor Sue, shy and coy - rolled into sushi with wasabi and soy.

Poor Sue, stumbled on a rock - the birds attacked her in a flock.

Poor Sue, such a plodder - ended up as Eagle fodder.

Poor Sue, out of practice - fell off the horse onto a cactus.

Poor Sue held a snake as a joke; the reptile coiled tight

and every bone broke.

Poor Sue in a web - arms stretched wider was tackled by

a giant spider.

Poor Sue, nosey looky-loo - got buried under pachyderm poo.

Poor Sue simply felt sick, in her watery crypt with a lock

she couldn’t pick.

Poor Sue, lost on a trip - got beamed up to the mothership?

Poor Sue what a gaffe, the magic act cut her up in half.

Poor Sue stumbled from a bar - got run over by a car.

Poor Sue mixed pills and booze; no longer does she sing the blues.

Poor Sue on her way to the loo got attacked by fighting Sioux.

Poor Sue, pulled from the grave – now she’s Frankenstein’s

monster’s slave.

Poor Sue on the garden path - struck down by the goddess’ wrath.

Poor Sue cast a spell with a chicken foot – now she is turned

to rags and wood.

Poor Sue, hot flash made her fuss – she blew up and turned

to cosmic dust.

Poor Sue bade us farewell - will she be in heaven or will it be hell?

(I know the answer but will not tell.)
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